Windows 98

Ok! all you people saying it sucks and shit! it sucks now because its like over 10 years old and its no even supported! Back than it was like state-of-the-art!

Kid: Windows 98 sucks! It wont even run a programed designed specifically for windows vista!

Me: NO SHIT! ITS ONLY FOR WINDOWS VISTA YOU PIECE OF SKIN!

kid kills himself.

by wesikens March 3, 2008

Windows ME

Crap os that i have unfortunately got install on my pc. The ME part is an abbreviation of many errors

RRRRGH Windows ME crashed again i wish i had XP any donations send to.......(deleted)

by ben December 14, 2003

Steamy Windows

When a girl is wearing glasses and you cum in her eye and watch her glasses steam up that is now what you call steamy windows

Oh lads I shot my load last night and the bitch couldn't see because she had steamy windows

by Mr Fox 91 March 9, 2020

Windows Shopping

When a person goes to online websites like eBay or Amazon.com to look at things they have no intention of purchasing. The electronic form of window shopping.

Jane went on eBay to look at expensive diamond earrings that she would never be able to afford, so she was Windows shopping.

by Kurtz 24 December 8, 2010

Lady in the Window

Visible greenery in the Nostril Forest

You've got a giant lady in the window!! That's disgusting!!

by SmittyLou August 27, 2008

micro-window

The act of resizing e-mail and chat windows to the smallest size readable, limiting visibility to bosses and co-workers, in an attempt to conceal being lazy, slack, or unproductive.

Mike was caught reading his personal emails, so now resorts to micro-windowing.

by Brentobox88 November 30, 2009

Trout window

The slight gaping of a vagina after intercourse.

'...and there's nothing better than watching a woman playing with her trout window afterwards.'

'Did you see that! She had trout window once that big guy had a go!'

by fattulip April 24, 2008