Dan's beloved 280 pound, 5'4" girlfriend was quite literally living proof that he was a whale rider.
by Dan Wang November 08, 2003
The visible portion of of a g-string that rises above the back of a woman's pants or skirt. Named because it is similar in appearance to the tale of a whale that is above water.
by g-man January 18, 2005
The act of scrolling through an endless sea of fat chicks on an online dating site such as Match.com or OKCupid.
Well noted long term effects of whale watching include: depression, denial, hysteria, lowering your standards, insanity, and finally acceptance with terminal loss of vision.
The cure? Fuck a hot chick.
Well noted long term effects of whale watching include: depression, denial, hysteria, lowering your standards, insanity, and finally acceptance with terminal loss of vision.
The cure? Fuck a hot chick.
Jonny jon spent hours last night whale watching only to wake up blind the next morning.
Dude1: Your gf is fat yo
Dude2: She aint fat, she's just a bit big boned
Dude1: *Takes off glasses* here wear these
Dude2: OMFG!!
Dude1: Common symptom of whale watching too much.. time to up your standards yo
Dude1: Your gf is fat yo
Dude2: She aint fat, she's just a bit big boned
Dude1: *Takes off glasses* here wear these
Dude2: OMFG!!
Dude1: Common symptom of whale watching too much.. time to up your standards yo
by okcdude January 28, 2011
Large women who live in northern climates, who get very little sun for over half a year, then wear very little clothes during the short summer months.
by RaymeeDotCom September 17, 2010
by RockinClueless November 14, 2004
A large female who hangs out at bars and night clubs looking to take a drunk male home and get inseminated.
Joe went home with sally that sperm whale last night shes a real whore, she definitely was trying to get knocked up so he would be stuck with her for good.
by biggirl823 March 06, 2011
A branch of the awkward animal series (awkward turtle, awkward eel etc...)
In the middle of a party, if an awkward situation arises, lie on the floor and thrash around for a few seconds. It should soon make it obvious that you are finding something a bit awkward.
In the middle of a party, if an awkward situation arises, lie on the floor and thrash around for a few seconds. It should soon make it obvious that you are finding something a bit awkward.
by The Awkward Witch November 11, 2010