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Wet the lungs

The act in which an individual or small collective congregate to partake in the eloquent art of vaping.
Vapist 1: "Do you want to go get some fresh air?"
Vapist 2: "Yeah bro I'd love to go wet the lungs right now"
*Vapist 1 and 2 clutch hands and walk into the sunset with clouds flowing from their silhouettes*
by The Wicked 10 November 21, 2018
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Wet Stank

Wet Stank is an up incoming rapper from the 815. He has yet to release his debut single, but the hype surrounding him is amazing. The cover art for his single has been revealed and the title of it is, "Wet Stank Wonder." Everyone is trying to peer pressure Wet Stank into releasing his single, but he has very big plans for his debut. By the time you are reading this the single may already be out and will definitely be on YouTube if it is. Wet Stank is definitely going to make a huge impact on the 815 rap scene.
Have you heard the new Wet Stank song?

Wait, what? He finally dropped the song? I have to listen to it right now.
by lilcj69 January 15, 2021
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Wet nuts

The gonads of a man who has recently had intercourse and who’s nuts are still freshly brined in the glorious pussy juice of a consenting female
Bro#1: how’d your date go last night?
Bro#2: let’s just say I got a bad case of wet nuts
by Uncle Matt July 7, 2018
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wet penguin

When a male gets a little bit too exited when he's talking to a very beautiful girl and accidentally cums prematurely. By having wet pants, the male usually walks in a weird manner resembling a penguins method of walking.
joe:hey mary girl i always loved.
mary: your so fine i want you inside me now!!
joe: really!!!!!
mary: yes
joe:** FUCK i prematurely cummed myself!!
(in a distance)
Tom: hey billy, look at that looser kid, he has a wet penguin.
Billy: hahaha i bet he wont ever get laid.
by Greg Matthew's Lewis April 5, 2008
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Shmucking Wet

Getting caught in the rain, being soaking wet, and feeling like a shmuck for not watching the weather forecast and dressing up accordingly
Matan: Why are you so late?
Dikla: Sorry Mat, I wasn't paying attention to the time, and got shmucking Wet riding my bike in the rain.
Matan: Oh, I thought you were going for a swim with your clothes on
Dikla: Now that's just too funny you shmuck
by Matans February 25, 2010
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Wet Dream

When you cum yourself in your sleep, usually as a result of not masturbating for too long. Mildly annoying when you wake up at 5 AM with cum all over your clothes or the bed. Luckily all you have to do to avoid them is jack off regularly
I had a wet dream last night so I’ve been awake since 6 AM. I gotta jack off more.
by Wittyusernamehaha May 22, 2022
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Wet Wood

Wet wood is when a guy drinks too much and cannot get a full erection. It in that "dick purgatory" of not hard enough to fuck and not soft enough to hide.

The term is derived from what happens when fire wood is left uncovered and gets wet, it can no longer catch fired until it dries out.
"Yeah, I brought that chick home from the bar last night, but I had wet wood so I couldn't seal the deal."
by Chest Rockwell18 June 18, 2010
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