Noun. A male who lurks, circles, pretends to be friends with, likes every girl's photo on Facebook, Instagram stalks every female, comments on every girl's photo on Facebook, waiting for that one moment of stupidity or weakness, in hopes of getting a naked pic/date/fuck from your or any girl. Has no regard for the personal space of females. Has no respect for boyfriends or relationships.
Mike the vulture liked every one of her photos and constantly text her in hopes someday she'd be dumb enough to give him some.
by XXX74XXX February 10, 2019
Get the Vulturemug. the perfect word to put in the blank for 'plural noun' in mad libs will 10/10 make your audience shit their pants laughing.
by friendly neighborhood assfuck December 12, 2020
Get the disgustingly sexy vulturesmug. is the most knee templeing gang that walks the earth, super ruthless the dunk babies in the lacal trash cans. don't play that be with the shit don't play.
by joe bidens son March 6, 2023
Get the vulturesmug. A sexual predator. Could be a man or a woman.
Just like the bird, a bearded vulture naturally preys on potential predators. The ultimate goal is sexual intercourse. He has 20/20 vision and spends most of the time spying on his/her 'victims'. That helps evaluate the situation and 'attack' at the right time.
With that said, this person is still a very naive and a weak predator compared to what he can become. When he gains enough experience he has the chance of evolving to a vulture, earning him or her a higher success rate and many more traits.
Just like the bird, a bearded vulture naturally preys on potential predators. The ultimate goal is sexual intercourse. He has 20/20 vision and spends most of the time spying on his/her 'victims'. That helps evaluate the situation and 'attack' at the right time.
With that said, this person is still a very naive and a weak predator compared to what he can become. When he gains enough experience he has the chance of evolving to a vulture, earning him or her a higher success rate and many more traits.
|AT A BAR|
Girl 1: 'That man over the bar is staring at me'
Girl 2: 'WATCH OUT! He is a bearded vulture'
Girl 1: 'That man over the bar is staring at me'
Girl 2: 'WATCH OUT! He is a bearded vulture'
by therealvulture May 31, 2018
Get the Bearded Vulturemug. You know you are only cheering it on because you know your live has no value to extract. There was never a possibility of this happening to you and it isn't a matter of your virtue. It's incompetence. You just weren't ever going to do as much. You kids won't ever be able to do as much. And rather than accept your own limitations you're imposing them on me.
Hym "Vultures are animals and unless you're a vegan, killing their kids isn't wrong. Fucking them is a little gross but, hey, remember this the next time you look at missing persons flyer. And I know you will."
by Hym Iam March 8, 2025
Get the Vulturesmug. Noun. Someone who socializes with people only when they're smoking weed, inviting themselves and pretending to be a friend, but only interested in getting high for free.
by bobistheowl October 15, 2017
Get the toke vulturemug. Id say 'accident' for now. Get your friends to organize a family therapist, at some point they'll find out its suicide and you need to make sure it's age appropriate. Identify the drama vultures and avoid them, they'll blab and blab loudly and you don't want them finding out too soon from the wrong person.
There will be drama vultures, usually loud, usually easy to vocal, unable to change the topic, they'll push their way in, they'll want to talk about it for hours when all you'll want to do is relax and grieve. Just avoid them and put your friends in interference. r/u/JesstheJaffa
There will be drama vultures, usually loud, usually easy to vocal, unable to change the topic, they'll push their way in, they'll want to talk about it for hours when all you'll want to do is relax and grieve. Just avoid them and put your friends in interference. r/u/JesstheJaffa
by underthesand May 29, 2015
Get the Drama Vulturemug.