joke vulture

When you tell someone a joke you made up and then they start telling it and say they made it up
Wyatts a joke vulture every joke I've ever told him he's stolen
by Pimpin' Ryan May 03, 2017
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You people are vultures

A phrase used to describe a group of people roasting you to make everyone think you won.
Guy 1: Hey, remember when you...
Guy 2: Yeah man, you're such a hypocrite!
Guy 3: Oh my god, you people are vultures!
by Agent-Cash November 28, 2017
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lunch vulture

Someone who hangs over your shoulder while you're trying to eat making you uncomfortable and rushed.
I was rushed through eating at work becauce my boss was being a lunch vulture.
by sawbones May 10, 2012
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cart vulture

A person very eagerly awaiting to take your cart at a shopping mall or grocery store, to the point of uncomfortably standing beside you in the parking lot and starring while you put your groceries in the car, just because they either want a motorized cart with a full battery , or a tiny shopping buggy.
"I could barely get my groceries in the truck, before the cart vulture wanted to swoop off in my beeping chair".
by DeeAnnDee52 July 13, 2022
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Traffic Vulture

British slang for traffic wardens who prey on innocent citizens especially when they only parked up for a few minutes. This often has a wider effect on society than people may realise.
Citizen: I only pulled up for a minute to drop a bag off at the charity shop and a swarm of traffic vultures came to my car. Now I'm going to have to pay £100 to line Croydon Council's pockets!
by Hugh Woat Meigh November 16, 2020
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Twitter vulture

People who search through old tweets to uncover racist, sexist or mostly out of context, non politically correct jokes or statements. People who think they're symbols of virtue but are essentially garbage collectors for likes and retweets.
"Peter is a Twitter Vulture, he's searching for old racist tweets on the people he follows"
by Nezhar March 18, 2019
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Twitter Vulture

People who dig through someone's old Tweets just to attempt to ruin that person's career.
Twitter Vulture: I found some interesting tea from ten years ago that can ruin this famous person's career ahahahaha
by cryptofurrency March 18, 2019
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