Vegetarian 

Old slang term for the village idiot who could not fish, hunt, or ride.

Jimmy: "Hey Sally you want some of my steak?"

Sally: "OH MY GAWD! Are you serious?! I'm a vegetarian!"

Jimmy: "Geez... Sorry. I thought you would like some meat for once - to stay healthy ya know?"

Sally: "I do not eat vegetables for my health! I do it for the health of the chickens!"

Jimmy: "Well I gotta tell ya, I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian!"

Sally: "AAAAHHHHH!!!!" <panic attack>

Vegetarian by Chriswfoster May 7, 2008

Pollo-vegetarian 

Someone who eats chicken but not red meat such as anything from a cow or pig. Since they do eat some form of meat, they are not true vegetarians, and the preferred term is Pollotarianist.

Fred called himself a Pollo-vegetarian, when he should have called himself a Pollotarianist since he eats chicken.

Pollo-vegetarian by Justin. B February 11, 2008

Vegatarian

A vegatarian is someone who does not eat or buy meat except under the following conditions:

1. if it is very inconvenient not to eat meat at that particular meal.

2. if they are sure that the meat will get thrown out or wasted.

3. on very special occasions.

The point of vegatarianism is to bridge the gap between the hard line approach of vegetarians and the over indulgent approach of most of western society.

It is by definition a flexible term and is meant to be a set of simple guidelines for people who want to eat less meat but don`t want to be vegetarians.

An important tenant of vegatarianism is to talk about it. The word was created help strengthen the dialog and practice of eating less meat. So every good vegatarian will not hesitate in telling you he or she is a vegatarian. (while making sure not to come off as self righteous.)

Pronunciation: like mega with a v

Chris: No, I'm a vegetarian now.

Alex: Wait, so your not even going to eat meat if its going to get thrown out? that sucks, whats happened to you?

Chris: Your right, what was I thinking, I'm definitely a vegatarian.

Vegatarian by Ting Fung July 27, 2010

vagitarian 

a sexual diet consisting of nothing but vagina. a half bisexual who although born a try sexual has made the life style choice of climbing back into the orphus from where they came.

I'm an orgasmic vagitarian!

vagitarian by Leiforama October 10, 2008

Vegetarians 

Pissed off motherfuckers that think they're making a difference in this world. Honestly? They're 100% BULLSHIT.

Not only do these self absorbed assholes give shit to those who CHOOSE to eat meat, but they also cause a lot more comotion then they should. All vegetarians should be transported to somewhere in Africa where they could live off of the weeds and dirt.

Vegetarians don't eat meat because they think it's cruel and inhumane. Guess what assholes? Your "innocent" tofu and fake meat kills MILLIONS of animals each day making your precious "guilt-free" meal. That's right. Millions of animals are killed by giant mowing machines that harvest your precious grains and berries. At least meat eaters EAT THE MEAT instead of letting it go to waste.

How about you educate yourself.
Assholes.

The vegetarians response to this embarrassing fact is "well, at least we're not killing intentionally." So let me get this straight; not only are animals ruthlessly being murdered as a direct result of your diet, but you're not even using the meat of the animals YOU kill?

-Maddox
The Best Page in the Universe

Vegetarians by Annexxx October 16, 2008

vegetarian 

Indian word for "lousy hunter".

vegetarian by YourWorstNightmare May 27, 2003

pasco-vegetarian 

A moron who fails to acknowledge that when you stab a fish, it shows signs of feeling pain, just like mammals.

#1: What kind of vegetarian are you?
#2: A pasco-vegetarian.
#1: Oh. You're a moron.

pasco-vegetarian by Chad Runyan October 28, 2007