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vacation dick

The Opposite of a "Boyfriend Dick". Vacation dick can be defined as a dick that is too big for everyday sex, but is a fun size on vacations and special occasions.
Girl 1: I've been getting vacation dick for a week now and I think i'm done with it.
Girl 2: Girl, you need a boyfriend dick stat.
by TazTheMan May 23, 2016
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VACation

VACation is when someone says when they suspect someone is hacking on a steam game and say, "Have a nice VACation!". Which refers to steam's anti-cheats system called VAC possibly banning them soon.
*p1 gets shot through wall*
p1: "have a nice VACation faggot"
p2: "xd"
by grav1ty September 4, 2017
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Vacation Simulator

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I Play Vacation Simulator I Want Job Simulator
Ok I Will Give
by WasTotallyBornOnApril8 April 11, 2021
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vacation dick

Penis you ride when you're on vacation that gives you a break from work dick
Girl 1: Yo Tina whatcha doing on vacation?

Tina: Getting a tan, drinking martinis and getting lots of vacation dick.
by Thetugburn May 11, 2016
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Vacationship

When you date someone from a city much cooler than the one you reside in, presumeably for vacation rights.
Jenny's boyfriend lives in NYC, but they're not serious, it's more of a vacationship.
by jcheb May 13, 2008
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Vacation Destroyer

Usually an annoying person who:
1. either decides to plan a vacation just like yours so he/she can go with you.

2. you coincidentally encounter during your vacation and forces you to make plans with them for the rest of your vacation.
Joe: Hey, I heard Alfred followed you to the Bahamas.
Henry: I was taking my wife on a vacation so we could spend some intimate one-on-one time with eachother but then he popped out of nowhere. I spent the next two weeks hanging out with him.

Joe: He sounds like a total vacation destroyer
by BuilderBob May 21, 2009
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vacation dick

Upgraded Dick that women get when they take a "girls only" trip to vegas or other desireable destinations and are in a committed relationship. This is usually with a guy who they don't want to be with permanently but is a physical upgrade from the fucker they have sitting at home.
I was so glad that vacation dick came around. That boyfriend dick was getting so boring.
by TheOneInTheCorner85 June 7, 2016
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