valiant

The Australian division of Chrysler back in the 60's and 70's when cars had soul. Tragically taken over by Mitsubishi in 1981 who proceeded to produce a seemingly endless range of Jap Crap.

Valiant was the third major car manufacturer in Australia alongside Holden and Ford. Traditionally considered wog chariots, Valiants nowdays enjoy cult status for their inimitable looks, character and legendary reliability.

Of particular note was the much-revered Hemi 265ci straight six motor which pumped out over 300 ponies and made their V8 Holden & Ford competitors seem prehistoric. The race-tuned version was planted in selected Pacer and Charger models which command a pretty penny on the muscle-car market today.

Hardcore Val drivers salute each other with the 2-fingered 'V'. However, mistakingly using this salute on a Torana driver and you will end up as another road-rage statistic.

If you own a Valiant you fuckin rock.

by triggaz December 21, 2007

Valentine’s Day

The useless holiday trying to promote love and basically saying that you should hate everyone the other 364/365 days of the year.

In some people’s opinion, Valentine’s Day is the best holiday to have come. But in everyone else’s, it just reminds them how useless and lonely they are.

by RedHeadW/Temper February 14, 2019

Valentino

Valentino is a buff, strong guy who can get any girl he wants but he sticks to only one girl. He is charming and very funny, which makes him very easy to talk to. As sweet as he is, he can be rough when needed. Valentino is a reliable guy who will never flake on you. We need more Valentino's in the world.

Person 1: Who is that?
Person 2: That's Valentino.
Person 1: He is very charming, is he single?
Person 2: He has a girlfriend who he loves very much.

by Avgastonan June 9, 2019

Valentino

Sexc looking guy. Romantic loves women. Has to be cypriot..
the girls love him..

Valentino the kypreo.Vitha 89

by Valentino166 September 21, 2006

Valentime-Out

A strategic short term break-up with a significant other immediately preceding Valentine's Day. Designed to avoid having to purchase expensive gifts, buy dinner, say nice things, and/or perform oral sex on Valentine's Day, yet still preserve the ability to resume the relationship shortly thereafter.

I really can't afford to take Magda out for Valentine's Day... so I think I will have to take a Valentime-Out from her until next week.

by goo wyko February 4, 2009

Valentine's Day

Reminding everyone that they're alone and miserable.

Valentine's Day. Why do they have this holiday? All it's good for is making money and making single people feel horrible.

by FlareKitsune February 1, 2010

Valentina

She is a gorgeous red head with an amazing heart. She is really short but is an amazing little spoon. She is very generous and always gives her best advice. Her mind takes over and leaves her depressed but she is tuff. She isn’t very good at picking her relationship but all she needs is support. She is a beautiful singer and loves to play the ukelele. She is super artistic in drawing, writing, and even makeup. She has beautiful plump lips and gorgeous dark eyes surrounded by long lashes. She is always cold but gives the best hugs, snuggles, and hand holding. Her laugh is contagious and her smile lights up a room. She dresses in cute and comfy outfits. She is always herself no matter what. She likes to be left alone sometimes but wants you when she needs you. Takes the hearts of everyone she knows without even knowing how beautiful she is.

Valentina: 🤞🏼🤞🏼my bab

by anonymousbab September 7, 2019