A romantic holiday which coincides with the more popularized 'Valentine's Day'. The exact etymology is unknown but is often attributed to South Shore guidos and small children with equal intelligence. Now a colloquialism used by urbanites who use the term in jest to condescend those who aren't in on the joke.
Jersey: Are you doing anything for Valentime's Day?
Stephanie: Do you mean Valentine's Day?
Jersey: Yeah, Valentime's Day. Jesse and I are hittin' up the club, it's gonna be cray. I'm wearing the shortest skirt, I think I'll have to freshen up my spray tan first.
Stephanie: Sounds great, keep it classy, Jersey.
Stephanie: Do you mean Valentine's Day?
Jersey: Yeah, Valentime's Day. Jesse and I are hittin' up the club, it's gonna be cray. I'm wearing the shortest skirt, I think I'll have to freshen up my spray tan first.
Stephanie: Sounds great, keep it classy, Jersey.
by Scuba383 November 3, 2012
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Joe mocked John on Valentine's day for being alone, then karma slapped him with some valentine's guilt, thus making him sad when he realized he was also alone
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Date: I want a (insert expensive Valentine's Day gift here)
Me: Get a job and buy it your fucking self.
Me: Get a job and buy it your fucking self.
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