tyson

fav person ever. super cool. cracked at valorant

tyson’s gonna boost me uwu

by anisa888anny November 22, 2021

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Masturbating Mike Tyson

When a man’s penis is so long he has to assume the classic Mike Tyson peek-a-boo boxing stance — elbows tucked, fists up by his face — to reach it during masturbation. Typically involves a downward squat and intense focus, resembling a fighter preparing for battle… but for very different reasons.

“Bro, I caught Kyle in the bathroom doing the Masturbating Mike Tyson. Dude looked like he was about to throw hands with his own junk.”

by A Dude Booty Meat June 2, 2025

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Mike Tyson's worst enemy

S

Mike Tyson can't say the sound that S males and ends up making the TH sound

Examples:
The thalad hath lettuth and tomatoeth.
The theven htailors were theathick.
The mouth is thleeping in the houth.

Person 1: What is Mike Tyson's worst enemy?
Person 2: the letter S
Person 1: How?
Person 2: He can't pronounce the sound S makes

by some guy with a computer November 30, 2020

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Tyson and Jakob Show

A cringey YouTube channel made by 2 kids named Jakob and Tyson. The channel was made a long time ago, running along both “TysonKirk10”. The only posted a Super Mario 3D World Lets Play.

Person 1: Hey! You know TysonKirk10?
Person 2: yeah.
Person 1: He and his friend made a cringey channel called the “Tyson and Jakob Show”

by Olivehead September 20, 2018

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Tyson

Great guy super charming but tends to over think thing, He is sometimes quite and chill but a great leader and role model to his peers. Shows nothing but loyalty and is respected as he respects others, but he is never to quite to let people know when something is not right.

Tyson is strong willed only letting himself stand in front of him taking responsibility for his own short comings

by New day & age February 27, 2022

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