two toke

the good shit......only takes 2 hits to get you high
by dopey July 22, 2003
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two bagger

one bag just isn't going to cut it...
Her ugliness was showing through the first bag. I then realized that this girl was a two bagger. I then stuck another bag on top of the first one.
by joemammy March 01, 2007
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two shits

Something that a lot of people refuse to give.
Person: "I could give two shits.."

Me: "But you won't, huh?"

Person: "Nope!"
by Forever Remain September 09, 2008
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two degrees

Short for two degrees of separation, referring to the maximum number of links one must follow on Urban Dictionary to get from any term to another that refers to sex, drug abuse, or a faddish teenage subculture.
Dude, I looked up "genocide" on Urban Dictionary, and I didn't even need my two degrees.
by Enzo Cruiser May 08, 2009
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two tube

Two tube is southern slang for a double-barreled shotgun.
Don't mess with him, he's got a two tube loaded with double ought.
by Edword August 01, 2006
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two of a kind

1. the same or very similar.
2.Twins
3.people or things of the same type or that are similar in character, attitude, etc
4.Very similar individuals or things, as in Patrice and John are two of a kind-they're true hiking enthusiasts. This idiom uses kind in the sense of "a class with common characteristics," a usage dating from about a.d. 1000.
1.Jack and Tom are two of a kind. They're both ambitious. The companies are two of a kind. They both pay their employees badly.
2. Where books are concerned, Tyler and Chloë are two of a kind
by iSogand October 22, 2016
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Two Pointer

1) Someone who meets hiring quotas on two counts.
2) An employee who fits into two minority categories.
"That new black woman in accounting will never get fired, she's a two pointer"

Alternate spelling "2 Pointer"
by Lefty Flash August 05, 2008
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