subliminal tweeting

Subliminal tweeting is the art of tweeting, but deleting it straight after.

People see it but then it's gone... did they really see it??

Dude no. 1: "Dude did you see that on twitter about.."
Dude no. 2: "No dude, show us..."
Dude no. 1: "Oh it was there a minute ago..."

Dude no. 2: "Dude did you actually see it?"
Dude no. 1: "Course man. Defo a case of subliminal tweeting, right there!"

by Bukk Trend September 4, 2010

Jew Texting

A jewish person texting.
Or someone that all they do is texting.

Quit jew texting.

by That polish kid1 December 16, 2008

Analog Texting

Analog texting is a form of the prehistoric act of using a pencil and normal a small notepad to "text" a short but pointless message to a near by individual.

Me: That guy is writing a note and driving
You: Umm...You mean Analog Texting?

by Just.Trey September 4, 2010

gateway texting

Sending a text message that will usually open the gate to further creepy text messages. Usually used post drinking to provoke a late night hook up and/or shenanigins.

(770): Hey gurl whachoo doin
(678): Not much, just chillin
(770): alone? ;)
(678): yeah
(770): damn gurl, i miss you we should bang
(770):gurl?>
(678): agh! i should of known you were gateway texting when you mispelt both girl and what you.
(Phone company mod): the number you have texted is no longer accepting messages from your number.

by hiccup peroni January 3, 2011

Kamikaze Texting

While driving, furiously texting some trivial nonsense to your friends while you plow full-tilt into the car ahead that is stopped for a school bus, traffic light, etc. Best done in broad daylight on a straight, flat road with a half-mile visibility. Often caused by poor parenting skills, poor diet, or failure to take your meds because you sold them to classmates so you could have money to buy better, illegal drugs.

“Some punk was Kamikaze Texting and ass-packed Ted's 2012 Mustang in front of Wally World."

by bumpdraft December 5, 2012

Obsessive compulsive texting disorder (O.C.T.D.)

This means you're addicted to texting.

My girlfriend texts me 24/7! She so has obsessive compulsive texting disorder (O.C.T.D.)!!

by Awesometroll October 20, 2011

multi-texting

The art of having many IM's plastered on your computer desktop while chatting in each and NOT getting the conversations mixed up.

I was Multi-Texting when she came online and IM'd me, but I accidentally sent Betty404's message to JaneOfTheJungle's IM, now I am busted....guess I need to practice multi-texting!

by Johns mom August 2, 2007