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If I tried

We'll never know! Because I didn't have to!
Hym "We'll never know what would have happened if I tried because I'm just not going to! I'm going to wait for you to do what you're inevitably going to do and then I'm going to tell you all to go fuck yourselves! To your face! I'm going to get on them fucking podcasts and you're going to have to actually defend what you're doing to my face, in front of your audience! Or I'll kill a kid!"
by Hym Iam June 20, 2024
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Tri sexual

Someone who likes men, women, transexuals and/or transgenders and is willing to "Tri" anything sexually
"I like men, women, and transgenders"
"You must be a tri sexual"
"Im willing to try anything sexually"

"I think I'm a tri sexual"
by Your_real_name-. July 19, 2022
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Tris

The most iconic person you will ever meet. Everyone loves when they see tris. They want to be her friend the moment you walk in that door
Person 1: damnnnnn did u just see tris
Person 2: yea bro i cant get over here and she just walked in
by Iiaaaa October 21, 2020
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tri-thunktum

Thunking with 3 or more people, basically the dirtiest orgy imaginable.
Chick 1: "Fuck I'm so sore"
Chick 2: "Yeah, that tri-thunktum was nuts! I didn't think it was possible."
Chick 1: "I know! Did you see that guy's *****? How did it get there?"
by fukmi June 16, 2010
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Tried calling

We tried calling
by Born to be what October 20, 2020
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Upstate Tri-Thrust

A sexual position that works out triceps. The man puts his legs up on a low table or a chair while his hands are also on the edge of a different chair. The girl squats over his crotch while he does chair dips simultaneously banging the woman.
Dude, my arms are so sore from doing the upstate tri-thrust with my girlfriend last night.
by VannTheMann April 14, 2011
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