testicles poetry

The mystical words of the balls

this dude writing testicles poetry or something

by Hri7566 August 17, 2022

testiculess

A bloke who does not have or has lost his balls

Q: "How's that married mate of yours?"
A: "I don't see him much anymore, he's become testiculess"

by Vincent van Reij January 4, 2008

testicle snot

ejaculate from the male organ of any species of sexually reproducing animals.

'Open your mouth and enjoy this frothy load of testicle snot.'

by brothermanben March 22, 2008

Testicleese

A Deity from the on-line game RPG World Online. He is a benevolent gawd, helping the players while striking fear in cheaters and abusers.

Testicleese is named after the make-believe Roman god of Virility. In-game he is an avatar of a Guardian, a large, grey, round monster. This gives the appearance of a large grey testicle.
In-game, players affectionately refer to him as Testy.

Testicleese is the alternate player of Admin Grant, a beloved long-time admin of the game known for his compassion and even-handedness.

Testicleese cast HERO Other on Caligula for 60 bonus.

by RPGWO Lover August 29, 2009

Testicle Mop

The lower part of a goatee. Often connected to the dick broom(see dick broom).

Dude thats a pretty wild testicle mop with that mean ass dick broom.

by steppinout March 19, 2011

Testicle sacrifice

The art of giving your two great genital powerhouses to the great lord Satan, thus giving him the power to mate with Archdemons with your DNA, so you can be part of his cause.

Tom: Aye I preformed testicle sacrifice on my dad last night

Brad: Nice! *Highfive*

(Meanwhile at home)

Dad: *Wakes up* WHERE TO FUCK DID MY NUTS GO?!

by Devilyay666 November 13, 2013

testicle tits

When a ladies sagging bosoms are covered in hair thus resembling a scrotum

Shes not a gilf ! Shes got testicle tits

by slimboyfat82 May 16, 2018