Get the trailer mug.A wannabe goth, who doesn't actually succeed at the "goth" look and ends up looking like trailer trash.
Usually seen wearing wide Hot Topic pants with neon stitching and chains random intervals placed around the waist (1), some form of black band shirt (2), fingerless black gloves, orange flip flips or black platform boots. They are also usually fat, ugly, have horribly died pink or blue hair, a pus-filled acne face, and very badly applied eyeliner(3).
Other optional instructions to obtain the look: Don't shower. Try to make your body odor as sickening as possible.
This look is very difficult to maintain if you actually look in the mirror before leaving the house.
Trailer Trash Goths are otherwise known as "kindergoths" or "mallgoths."
(1) Pants occasionally high-waters, or "flooding," especially when worn with the platform boots.
(2) The Strokes, the Ramones, etc.
(3) The eyeliner is optional, but if it is worn, it must be in excess and incredibly smudged. If some sort of design around the eye is attempted with said eyleiner, such as tear drops or aesthetic curls, the proper tools must NEVER, EVER be used, and the eyeliner pencil must ALWAYS be extremely blunt. The design MUST always look a two year old scribbled across the goth's face while he/she was asleep.
Usually seen wearing wide Hot Topic pants with neon stitching and chains random intervals placed around the waist (1), some form of black band shirt (2), fingerless black gloves, orange flip flips or black platform boots. They are also usually fat, ugly, have horribly died pink or blue hair, a pus-filled acne face, and very badly applied eyeliner(3).
Other optional instructions to obtain the look: Don't shower. Try to make your body odor as sickening as possible.
This look is very difficult to maintain if you actually look in the mirror before leaving the house.
Trailer Trash Goths are otherwise known as "kindergoths" or "mallgoths."
(1) Pants occasionally high-waters, or "flooding," especially when worn with the platform boots.
(2) The Strokes, the Ramones, etc.
(3) The eyeliner is optional, but if it is worn, it must be in excess and incredibly smudged. If some sort of design around the eye is attempted with said eyleiner, such as tear drops or aesthetic curls, the proper tools must NEVER, EVER be used, and the eyeliner pencil must ALWAYS be extremely blunt. The design MUST always look a two year old scribbled across the goth's face while he/she was asleep.
When in the mall: "OH MY GOD, I see a large black trench-coat and torn fishnets under those high-water Hot Topic pants! Trailer trash goth alert. Steer clear, repeat, steer clear."
Or:
"No, we can't eat at the foodcourt. It's right next to the Hot Topic--if we go there we'll never be able to get the trailer trash goth stench out of our cute/fashionable/real goth/preppy/designer clothes.
Or:
"No, we can't eat at the foodcourt. It's right next to the Hot Topic--if we go there we'll never be able to get the trailer trash goth stench out of our cute/fashionable/real goth/preppy/designer clothes.
by Neda April 29, 2005
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by BMWsis January 2, 2009
Get the trailer parkish mug.(n.)a world of mysterious nature and such, where if you open one door in this 'trailertopia' land, it could bring you to an entire new dimension.
por ejempolo: narnia, or saudia arabia.
FUN FACTS:
1. thee best fucking place ever.
2. located on an indian burial ground hence it's cursed occurences.
3. home of a mangy old bitch named martha.
4. old men crawl out of ovens when under the influence.
5. the laws of physics do not apply there.
por ejempolo: narnia, or saudia arabia.
FUN FACTS:
1. thee best fucking place ever.
2. located on an indian burial ground hence it's cursed occurences.
3. home of a mangy old bitch named martha.
4. old men crawl out of ovens when under the influence.
5. the laws of physics do not apply there.
TRAILERTOPIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Sorry, can't donate any money to your charity sport. I gotta have heat this winter in Trailertopia.
Tyrone: You live in a trailer park?
Pocahantas: Bitch, wrong answer! I live in Trailertopia.
Tyrone: Woah, i never even...
Pocahantas: Yeah, that's right, BOW DOWN.
Sorry, can't donate any money to your charity sport. I gotta have heat this winter in Trailertopia.
Tyrone: You live in a trailer park?
Pocahantas: Bitch, wrong answer! I live in Trailertopia.
Tyrone: Woah, i never even...
Pocahantas: Yeah, that's right, BOW DOWN.
by vhat?! March 5, 2009
Get the trailertopia mug.When a male can't get an erection. When he has a erectile disfunction.Grebs often use knowing that chavs are too ignorant to know the meaning so they are left bewildered.
by Kitty_Kat_115 March 8, 2009
Get the Trapeize mug.The ensued drunkenness from drinking Ice House, Coors, and etc way too much to the point where not only is one trashed... but thrashed. Usually one's drunkenness is beyond consciousness and loses recollection due to being not only belligerently drunk, but violently affiliated with others or just nothing at all.
Friend #1 -"Uhhh, why is (said person here) screaming and punching the palm tree outside?"
Friend #2 -"Oh, he/she decided to get three 24 packs of Ice House and I think he/she walked into the damn thing. He/she's Trailer Thrashed."
Friend #1 -"Such belligerence!"
Friend #2 -"Oh, he/she decided to get three 24 packs of Ice House and I think he/she walked into the damn thing. He/she's Trailer Thrashed."
Friend #1 -"Such belligerence!"
by JamesPaiva! April 18, 2010
Get the Trailer Thrashed mug.My boyfriend loves my trailer bootie and how I shake it when I'm listenin' to country music in our mobile home.
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