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Trator

by the toe eater February 9, 2021
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Traktorists Vaņa

Basically a chaotic person who likes to likes to argue on the internet.
-Dude, that Traktorists Vaņa is annoying and a troll.
-Ikr, we should mute him twice for the same reason.
-Haha I like cyberbullying
by Bremze May 7, 2021
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tractor supply

Where high schoolers on the eastern shore go to have sec in their car but always get caught by the cops
“Hey do you wanna have sex

“Yea let’s go behind the tractor supply”
by Georgia Snelsire June 18, 2021
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traptor

a man who seeks out and hunts for attractive looking traps.
Kyle Myers is such a traptor, he will do anything for that sweet boi booty.
by ShootinGunGame July 16, 2023
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Tractor

An amish man who uses the force of his clenched butt cheeks to pull his male partner around by the penis during intercourse.
Oh that there is butthole Chris, he's the tractor around these parts.
by Roughandtumble October 14, 2023
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Captain Tractor

A somewhat interesting superhero who probably owes his name to a much more interesting Canadian Folk-Band captain tractor. He is the quissential Canadian-Teenage-Stoner, with the exception of having super powers. Of course due to the low crime rate of the Great White North, he hardly ever does anything worth mentioning. Although he did stop a "whacky" nazi invaison of his own highschool once. Currently he is the leaser of "super" team comprised of a equally defunct individuals including: shrewd, an idiot, a perverted homocidal maniac, a stalker, and a bit fat guy.

Captain Tractor is currently being turned into an indie flick by Five-Men and a Lemon productions.
"Captain Tractor took out the Robotic-Death-Hats his shark gun...which in fact did shoot out a living breathing Tiger Shark."
by The Denominator December 12, 2008
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Tallahassee Tractor Pull

The tractor pull is the sporting act of gathering up at least two white trash women, and inserting two to three balls of a single strand of anal beads into each participant who then clamp down and pull with all their might, much like a tug of war. The victor is the one to forcefully remove the beads from the other, however, there are no winners.

Note: If you happen to attend a Tallahassee Tractor Pull, bring a poncho or plastic sheeting like at a Gallagher show. Forcefully removing anal beads like you're rip starting a lawn mower can shower participants and spectators alike with blood and shit. Beware.
Damn y'all, Crystal and Tammy Lynn had themselves a Tallahassee Tractor Pull at the bonfire last night and I forgot my poncho!
by Mr Dover April 24, 2016
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