by louis louway March 20, 2007
Get the townymug. A towny can be alot of things, these change depending on the area in which they live. Basically they are what can be described as Common and disorderly. Typical British!
In general a man towny would wear dirty Reebok classics in which their usually fat feet spill out of. Trackies from last years summer sale and are now ripped at the bottom and stained with curry, beer and paint. Polo tops in pink or white again dirty looking. The Women wear bootcut jeans that look as though they have been attacked by a dog at the ends and have all sorts of marks on them from grass-stains to last nights dinner. They wear these with a pair of cheap, plastic looking, black stilleto boots and a low cut top. Along with a bag off of the market they really do look a treat!! The women could also sometimes be described as new-lookers.
These townies are the jeremy kyle type, with 7 children all from different fathers. The highlight of their year is some football match or another where they all fly out in big groups to a foreign place and give a lovely impression of the british!! Fish and chips every night apart from a saturday when they order in an indian. Their children have several asbos each and all began binge drinking at 10.
These townies are the jeremy kyle type, with 7 children all from different fathers. The highlight of their year is some football match or another where they all fly out in big groups to a foreign place and give a lovely impression of the british!! Fish and chips every night apart from a saturday when they order in an indian. Their children have several asbos each and all began binge drinking at 10.
by Livvy W*** March 17, 2008
Get the townymug. a townie is not some one who wears trackies thats a chav. Townies are like upper class chav they wear paul and shark, Henry lloyd, stone island and other such makes that arnt cheap and only in the grasp of upper class chavs known as TOWNIES.
a townies are people who walks like there all that, and talks a bit like a chav but doesnt ask if they can borrow 50p
by shaun thomas December 28, 2005
Get the towniesmug. All other entries I have seen for the definition of 'townies' seem to be describing chavs. Townies do not wear tracksuits or burberry, they wear what is in fashion yes, but in a less noticeable and in a more decent way then chavs. They do not mind people who are not townies and will be mates with goths, grunges, skaters etc.
Chav: Oh my God you stupid goth I'm gunna kick the shit outta you and I don't know you!
Townie: *ignores goth* OR if they know them
Heya you alright?
Townie: *ignores goth* OR if they know them
Heya you alright?
by Queen of Random July 13, 2005
Get the towniesmug. townies anit all fuckin bad, dey hang round wiv gangs, stick 2 gether when der m8s get in trouble, anit n.e fuckin fing like d people hav written on here bout dem, d clothes dey where anit jus from d market, sum townies av quite abit of money, people say dat townies r prejuduce to goths n pikes n normal people ect.....well fuck up yeh been prejuduce to us!!! to us we are d normal people. not all d burberry townies av r fake n not all d jewellery eitha, u fink u all no wot a townie is well u fuckin know shitall bout dem.
girl townies dont all die their hair blonde, 4 most of us its fukin natural, dey dont all wear fukoff big earrings. dey av decent makeup n fuckin ell u sayin dat we got ache yeh..... well i anit beein funny, but we int d only people who mite hav it, most of dont! dey aint sluts, n dont go round struttin' seeing who dey can pull 4 a quick shag!
guy townies dont go round finkin dey hard. most of dem probably are... der int n.e fing rong wiv d clothes dey wear... its style dese dayz get use 2 it!
townies are proud of who they are and dey aint afraid 2 show it so fuck off!!!
girl townies dont all die their hair blonde, 4 most of us its fukin natural, dey dont all wear fukoff big earrings. dey av decent makeup n fuckin ell u sayin dat we got ache yeh..... well i anit beein funny, but we int d only people who mite hav it, most of dont! dey aint sluts, n dont go round struttin' seeing who dey can pull 4 a quick shag!
guy townies dont go round finkin dey hard. most of dem probably are... der int n.e fing rong wiv d clothes dey wear... its style dese dayz get use 2 it!
townies are proud of who they are and dey aint afraid 2 show it so fuck off!!!
we all livin, so fuck up bein prejuduce against us! u no shitall bout us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! l8trz init
by tanya n jesi January 4, 2005
Get the towniemug. him:you fucking mish mosh get a wash
me:nah im not a mosh but its better then being a townie
him: what did you say wait there let me get my gang and your battered man
me:hmmm your a twat!
me:nah im not a mosh but its better then being a townie
him: what did you say wait there let me get my gang and your battered man
me:hmmm your a twat!
by jimmy October 26, 2004
Get the towniemug. a townie is a basic fuckwit, the girls are suts who would fuck thier own brother for drug money they are often seen in full "nike" shell suite or other similar brands which are obvious cheap rip offs from the local market they ty to be trends but real trends don't seem to hate people this is how you can spot a townie. the maximum spant on all clothe and fake gold plus nasty smelling cheap colgne is about £15 twnies are jus pussys wearing fake clothes trying to be hard
"oi you greebo, he eh fucki greebo i knock you out"
"come on then you can bring all 25 of your drop out frends a bus going to the placebo concerts around the corner bring it u little pussys in ur cheap rip off wear"
"yeah knock you out man, nah u not worth it, me gonna go fuck my 12yr old sister now"
"come on then you can bring all 25 of your drop out frends a bus going to the placebo concerts around the corner bring it u little pussys in ur cheap rip off wear"
"yeah knock you out man, nah u not worth it, me gonna go fuck my 12yr old sister now"
by @siangeez February 12, 2004
Get the towniemug.