T-Totalled

Another word for cream crackered or nackered. Tired af

Ah man! So sorry I didn't reply, I passed out I was so t-totalled !

by Hananichi August 2, 2016

total shankage

the art of being shanked totally and without pleasure

when the guy wouldn't take back my oregano i cried because my printer was out of worms. it was then when i realized i had experienced...total shankage.

by warm summer nights with monashka April 19, 2003

Totally would

Stating that you, without hesitation, would do an implied task or action. More specifically, bone some slampig.

Joel: Dude, totally would.
Gregg: What?
Joel: Totally would, you know...Jess.
Gregg: Oh, damn straight.
Joel: WORD.

by Rapscalli0n March 24, 2009

Total Lockdown

The act of making a woman 'air tight' during coitus. ie. plugging every available hole with an extremity of sorts. Usually takes more than one person due to the amount of holes needing plugged (7) and the available limbs on a person (4-5).

Guy 1: 'Hey man, heard you and Susan left together last night'
Guy 2: 'Yeah me and my Dad got a total Lockdown on that slut'
Guy 1: 'Awesome!'

by Skaboy360 May 26, 2009

Total gin

Meaning totally minging/disgusting.

'shes total gin her like'

by Shanyn August 24, 2007

Total Retard

A person who act like a retard, in a total way

This guy is acting like a total retard

by user562 February 14, 2017

Total Balls

a negative for a total failure without seeming like a scrub for calling fail out loud. can also be a positive reaction to something awesome.

man did you see what Jim did yea it was Total Balls

by Mo Jack February 22, 2010