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acoustic terrorist

A individual, that has chosen to impose an elevated level of music on others. Such as, the driver of a boom car. Of course, what constitutes music, can only be defined by the listener.
"Why is it always the acoustic terrorists that get caught by the bridge!"
by speedtoast May 7, 2018
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Glitter Terrorist

A snarky, nefarious foe that sprinkles “pixie dust” aka glitter, on other beings and objects. As we all know, herpes lasts Forever which is usually longer than love in most cases and Glitter outlasts Herpes, so glitter is eternal. If you love someone, send them a card full of glitter. If you despise someone, send them a card and envelope filled with glitter. It is like a feral cat marking it’s territory by spraying everything and everyone in a home. Glitter lasts forever and stays in your car, ears, hair, clothes, carpet, floor, couches, etc. It should be considered an act of terrorism to send a glitter laden item to any foreign country, diplomat, or hostile zone as they are forever marked by the enemy and easily spotted. In fact, even Hallmark cards is involved in these games of subterfuge with their Willy-nilly sales of sparkly glitter cards and wrapping paper. Acts of random Glitter Terrorism and their WMD-all things sparkly glitter-are on the rise and one should be wary of opening envelopes this holiday season.
I have been glitterbombed by a family member, AKA glitter terrorist, who wrapped the family’s Christmas gifts in glittery wrapping paper and glittery bows with glittered gift tags to match. It took me a week to get all the glitter out of my hair, crevices, couched, the dog, linens and my attempts to vacuum the floor have been futile. Mission Glitterhawk was a success. The Glitter Terrorist scores another win.
by Corabelle1221 March 23, 2020
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Woke terrorism

When your woke agenda is terrorism.
Hey Jenny, quit it with your woke terrorism!
by jillbidenswife June 22, 2021
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Slug Terror

The process of slinging a cum filled condom at a persons face
by Bobby2355465798765445654 April 27, 2022
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Earth Terrorist

Human like creature that typically has insect obsessions, and who terrorizes the people of earth and online gaming communities.
Can you please stop being an Earth Terrorist.
by Audiolost December 27, 2022
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Toilet Bowl Terrorism

The act of committing unspeakable atrocities on or about the nearest toilet available, usually as a result of eating questionable food or experiencing traumatic life events. Toxic fumes and shit stained bowls are the easiest ways to identify TBT.
"I knew stopping by that Hot Dog vendor last night wasn't a great idea, but I never thought I'd be spending my Sunday engaging in Toilet Bowl Terrorism because of it."

"My girlfriend cheated on me with my best friend and now I can't stop shitting liquid plasma from the emotional distress. Consuela is going to be pissed when she sees the Toilet Bowl Terrorism she's going to be cleaning up this week."
by Chad Danger September 5, 2013
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Triple Dick Terror

When you and two other male volunteers get duck tape and tape each others dicks together, forming a tip triangle. Everyone in the experiment then begins furiously masturbating and when on cumming, the three men exchange cum through the triangle.
Me and my friends John and Todd did a Triple Dick Terror at the party yesterday!
by Grave Guy June 13, 2021
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