The Three Stooges

1. A famous threesome of men who would poke each other in the eyes, pluck each other's eyebrows, and do other hilarious acts.
2. The main difference between men and women.

1. Dude, the three stooges are so funny!
2. Honey, why don't you like the three stooges?

by MISTER. DODD. August 10, 2006

Amish Threesome

Sex between a man, a woman and a sheep. Amish women are known to have so many children that their vaginas get stretched out so much they can no longer provide their husbands with satisfying intercourse. Amish men do not like to have sex with other women outside of their marriage so in 1879 Zebidiah Grimes discovered that a sheeps vagina is very similar to a woman's vagina. In the spirit of still keeping his wife satisfied, he brought the sheep into the bedroom and poured honey onto her pussy and while having sex with the sheep, the sheep would eat out his wife. This " Amish Threesome" has saved thousands of marriages over the years. It is recommended that the woman completely shave their crotch since sheep sometimes nibble at the hair thinking it is oats.

My wife's pussy is so loose that I bought a sheep and some honey and I am going to have an "Amish Threesome" tonight!!!

by The Edge (BWW) June 21, 2014

threehead

When the hairline of a person is so low that their forehead becomes reclassified a "threehead". This also suggests that their forehead is only about three finger widths high.

"Boy's hairline is so low, he got a threehead."

by hidispenser January 25, 2005

three days grace

1) A band that's been lickin' Miley Cyruses, Jonas Brothers and Justin Bieber's asses since 2003, before anyone gave a crap about any of those gay stars.

2) A Canadian rock band from Ontario, CA formed of Adam Gontier, Barry Stock, Neil Sanderson and Brad Walst.

Three Days Grace; best band ever, hands down.

by I-have-a-taste-in-music May 10, 2010

three six nine

According to W.E.B. Griffin the term Philadelphia Police officers use to ID themselves to other cops

"I told him I was 369 but he made me pull my badge"

by dcs February 7, 2005

three pump dump

When a male is having sexual intercourse, and completes three strokes and dumps his load

Ben is a three pump dump man.

by Scoobman July 16, 2006

Three man

A hangout that involves 3 men and 3 women who are having fun.

Would you like to come on a Three man with me and Connor?

by TheOnlyNPC September 1, 2022