Metric Fuck ton

A Metric Fuck ton is at least 600-900 of anything. While a Shitload is only 400-500 of anything.

I got a metric fuck ton of sandwiches.
How much fucking bread do you have Gabe?

by Duckenheim April 6, 2020

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Bitch ton

a large amount of something, bigger than a fuck ton

Sorry, I can't hang out tonight, I have a Bitch ton of homework to do.

by You would not believe your eye January 4, 2024

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shot ton

When auto correct screws you and Melodie is trying to poke fun.

It rained a shot ton.

Melodie says “ I hate when it rains a shot ton” as she mocks my auto correct.

Thanks Apple

by Realness838384&484 March 24, 2022

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An extremely large yet very specific unit of measurement. It is an amount of some object that difficult to hold or carry to the point where one could not hold or carry a single more unit of said object. Obviously different people have different people have different capacities of holding or carrying; therefore, even though a F-ton is a specific unit of measure it is also an individual dependent variable.

Me: I just bought a F-ton of groceries.
Wife: Really you can't carry anything more.

Me: well, maybe I could carry one more bag.
Wife: then it's not an F-ton you jackass it's just a lot of groceries.

by xccs December 3, 2014

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