something other than this

Doing anything but posting bulletins on myspace or playing x-box live while texting and listening to music.

"Wow. I should really be doing something other than this."

by katayran September 27, 2008

More Jam Than Hartley's

An expression indicating extreme luck. Used most often in golf. The expression indicates that the intended recipient of the comment has more luck (often called Jam) than Hartley's, which is the second largest Jam making firm in the world and is most commonly found in Great Britain, America and Western Europe. This is a expression of disbelief.

You lucky sod, you've got more jam than Hartley's.

by Jammycarrot June 27, 2009

Rims older than me

Its a line but more life a philosophy, depending on your age, your rim size is larger than your age.

My whip is a new born, my rims older than me
I'm only 21 but my rims are 23's. -Original Line from me J.Feezy Jizzo Fortanel

by Jizzo Fortanel July 20, 2009

Way Better than Rebecca Black

A go-to phrase for youtube comment boards used to offer consolation to youtube video content (usually a song) that, while otherwise relatively sub-par, is nevertheless far more accomplished and/or enjoyable than Rebecca Black's "Friday."

Youtube comment: Yo idk how this vid is kickin' on the front page when it should be chillin' on the back page, but it's still way better than Rebecca Black.

by Magzillas May 12, 2011

tapped more times than an ipad

When a girl has had sex with a bunch of dudes.

Tommy: Yo, I'm thinkin bout gettin wit Jacob's sister.
John: Nah, man. She's been tapped more times than an ipad.

by J-Rock_Darkpoint September 11, 2011

Move slower than pond water

The way a lazy person moves to do anything.
Because pond water barely moves.

"Hand me that board."
(Lazily moving)
"Man you move slower than pond water."

by Essej snosrap June 30, 2016

I'm higher than these gas prices

This phrase originated by the chief Alex while he was high as fuck talking to max. Higher than these gas prices gives the person on the receiving end that the person who said this magnificent quote is really under the influence of marijuana

Hot dog this blunt is good as shit I'm higher than these gas prices

by alexthechief October 13, 2018