one five three rule

Unspoken but widely understood rule regarding selecting a public urinal, specifically if there are five urinals to choose from. If all are unoccupied you choose the one on the far left (1). If this one is occupied you choose the far right one (5). If both are occupied you choose the center one (3). The object is to maximize the space between yourself and anybody else who currently has their shlong out.

urinator 1) "Hey buddy, one five three rule. Scoot over."

*scoots over*

urinator 2) "Sorry, wasn't thinking"

by skid mark vz March 8, 2008

Threeohhing

the act of random dancing and feeling like you are high... on life!

I love threeohhing so much that i want to go to Micky Mouse with Shamu and eat Taco Bell... see... im high on life!

by Kaysie Cornelius Gaskarth 5th February 14, 2009

three hole punch

The act of penetrating a woman orally, anally, and vaginally at the same time.

When the gangbangers eventually tired of taking turns, they started a three hole punch.

by ImNG May 15, 2005

newtons three laws of motion

1st law:an object will continue to be in motion unless another force acts upon it to stop it.
2nd law:Force=Mass*acceleration
3rd law:For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.

Newtons three laws of motion come into play at a skatepark.

by KawaiiAnime October 27, 2003

three wheel motion

while driving a lowrider, you make a fast turn and your car dips on one side thus having on wheel in the air.

i hit the three wheel motion yesterday

by yettti September 4, 2006

The Three Stooges

1. A famous threesome of men who would poke each other in the eyes, pluck each other's eyebrows, and do other hilarious acts.
2. The main difference between men and women.

1. Dude, the three stooges are so funny!
2. Honey, why don't you like the three stooges?

by MISTER. DODD. August 10, 2006

Amish Threesome

Sex between a man, a woman and a sheep. Amish women are known to have so many children that their vaginas get stretched out so much they can no longer provide their husbands with satisfying intercourse. Amish men do not like to have sex with other women outside of their marriage so in 1879 Zebidiah Grimes discovered that a sheeps vagina is very similar to a woman's vagina. In the spirit of still keeping his wife satisfied, he brought the sheep into the bedroom and poured honey onto her pussy and while having sex with the sheep, the sheep would eat out his wife. This " Amish Threesome" has saved thousands of marriages over the years. It is recommended that the woman completely shave their crotch since sheep sometimes nibble at the hair thinking it is oats.

My wife's pussy is so loose that I bought a sheep and some honey and I am going to have an "Amish Threesome" tonight!!!

by The Edge (BWW) June 21, 2014