chicken thief

A negitive term for a black person.

A chicken thief ran off with my car again.

by Mike $ December 24, 2008

meat-thief

One who tries to suck the penis of a sleeping male.

While Fred was sleeping last night Todd tried to suck his penis. Todd is a real meat-thief.

by Freakshow1975 June 18, 2007

meat thief

(v.) to take the virginity of a male under 13. Only applied to females.

She is being a meat thief again.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

oxygen thief

A person who is a waste of breath, and serves no purpose in this world. Commonly used by school principals

The 5 percent of the school are oxygen thiefs!

by the jew aka brandon jacobs August 24, 2011

fart thief

Researcher who acquires samples of flatulence without the knowledge or consent of the subjects.

And then the fart thief said to me: "Your flatulence or your life!". It was the most frightening moments of my life! But certainly not the most smelly. I find that ironic.

by SMODNUK September 30, 2007

Bike Thief

This is one of the few aggressive sexual manuevers available to women. It occurs when the woman is riding the man like a bike. After she orgasms but before the man does, she gets off and attempts to break his boner in half, much like a bike thief attempting to break a lock. This causes the man a great deal of pain, as boners are not meant to be broken.

I got mine and this mother fucker slapped my ass too hard so I gave him the bike thief and broke his boner in half.

by Pedrocity May 24, 2011

sock thief

The guy who goes into your house while your socks are in the laundry and steals one of your socks out of the washing machine or the dryer. It's always one sock because he knows it drives you insane that there's ALWAYS one missing. Every. Time.

He is currently in a gay relationship with the tangle wizard.

GOD DAMMIT THE SOCK THIEF STOLE ANOTHER ONE OF MY SOCKS!!! NOW THERE'S NO MATCH FOR THIS ONE!!! FUCK!!!!!

by angry white kid July 24, 2010