bean

What you would call a person that's just said or done something ridiculously stupid

Tim "If Wales is a country why can they swim"
Bob "You Bean"

by White Ghandi March 29, 2017

Beans

Baked Beans...Heinez

"beans beans, good for your heart, beans beans, make you fart" *sings*

by Alice-May + Lauren August 20, 2003

the beans are talkin’

an admittance of flatulence

Husband: Did you…? Oh my gosh!
Wife: (embarrassed) Yeah, the beans are talkin’.
Husband: Well, you could have...
Wife: (indignant) I DID, but YOU just had to have curry. Actions have consequences.

by goose_on_a_roof October 18, 2020

Bro beans

This a nickname you call someone close and dear to you! This is only used for your inner circle or friends or significant other

Boy: hey bro beans, what cooking?

Girlfriend: *sits on a heated couch*

Girlfriend: warming up you snack bro beans

by Mudbonic plague October 19, 2020

Simp bean

The act of trying to win a girl over, for example when one of your buddies ask for your homework but you decline, BUT when a girl asks you it is okay since you are SIMP BEAN

Like a good simp, SIMP bean is there

by tippidusSimpidus February 17, 2020

bean

Referring to either:

a. a young male who has a vivid imagination as well as a plethora of indulgences
b. the clit

a. Character 1: Bean!
Bean: Bean bada Bean
Character 2: Bean you tryin to get drunk
Bean: cout

b. Female: OOOOhhhh flick my bean

by JKunz June 22, 2006

hitting beans

a term used by people who actively self harm, used to describe cutting deep enough to expose the layer of fat underneath the skin. named after the fact that the bubbles of fat resemble beans.

"i don't get why people brag about hitting beans."
"i managed to hit beans before, but i had to get stitches afterwards so it wasn't really worth it."

by basedmarimo March 30, 2021