table chaser

A broke girl who allows successful men with bottle service at clubs to do whatever they want to them in exchange for drinks and a place to sit.

My boy and I celebrated with a table at Minibar. We were surrounded by table chasers once the waitress brought over the bottle of Belvedere. Later that night we ran the train on those sluts. It was amazing.

by dis4ryan October 31, 2011

Nuke a table

When you yeet a nuke stolen from Kim Jong Un on a table and it explodes

"Lets nuke a table I stole a nuke yesterday"
"Sure"

by CatLag September 30, 2020

Vulture Table

The table or area in an office where people bring food or snacks for others to eat up or take home.

Example 1:
Office Mate 1: We have all these extra pizza slices and cake from the McGyver's birthday party, what should we do?

Office Mate 2: Just put them on the vulture table. One of those fat cows will eat them up or take them home.

by davidhockney January 19, 2012

Table Noise

The food that sits uneaten, and adds no value to the overall meal.

Table Noise - That third cheesecake that sits at the table after everyone feels fat as fuck from thanksgiving meal. RW

by Fachoina07 February 29, 2016

table spinner

A person who spins on tables but is also a nonce

Look at that table spinner

by Big fat hard on September 26, 2020

tea table

a gossip (tea) table of 3-5 people that spill tea together.

I GOTTA HEAR WHATS UP WITH THAT TEA TABLE

by ejworm April 12, 2019

table spazzing

When you are at a restaurant and you decide to publically spank one out on the table so you get thrown out without paying the bill

I just got thrown out of Nando’s for table spazzing to save myself a few quid.

by Nobby’s Nuts December 1, 2017