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The Belt On The Shelf

A Psychological Weapon Used By Parents To Persuade Their Children To Be On Their Best Behavior.

Used Primarily Around The Holidays To Encourage Kids To Mind Their Manners And Be Respectful.

A Cultural Technique Used By People From New Bedford Massachusetts Since 1973.
" New England Mother's Need Only One Babysitter, The Belt On The Shelf. "
by Four Horsemen Studio April 6, 2016
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Top-Shelf Cunt

A woman who doesn’t go “below the waist”.
by Leland451 November 24, 2021
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Shelf

To be put on the shelf means to be cancelled until further notice. You have been shelved. Ignored. Case closed. Bye. You done fucked up. You will not be taken back off the shelf till you get your damn act together. Otherwise, permanent shelf.
Girl he’s on the shelf and he aint coming down until he learns his lesson.
by Hellomuthafucka March 4, 2019
mugGet the Shelfmug.

top shelf taco

The epitome of sophistication and pleasure – the ultimate, superior and top shelf class of vaginas. Best indulged while sipping French champagne.
I am really curious, I think she might have a top shelf taco. I will buy her a champagne and find out.
by pertassels December 15, 2023
mugGet the top shelf tacomug.

Cum shelf

A nice set of boobs.
by Helixfire March 3, 2016
mugGet the Cum shelfmug.

sugar shelf

The area around someone’s neck, below the collar bone area but above the chest. Often popular with most foreplay scenarios.
“I was hookin up with this girl from the county fair last night and when it got frisky I realized her sugar shelf smelled like mustard”
by Onebigtooth July 16, 2019
mugGet the sugar shelfmug.

snack shelf

A woman's bosom, generally of above average size.
Look at that snack shelf... I could bury my face in that!
by psnack October 6, 2013
mugGet the snack shelfmug.

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