gentleman's tuck

Respectfully hiding a hard on with care

aye you seen that guy in mcdonald's?? he was performing the act of the gentleman's tuck!

by wonafuneral September 29, 2023

gentleman's afternoon

A gentleman's afternoon is the ideal afternoon away from family and work for a gentleman. Activities including dining, love making, taking tea, reclining, being entertained, dozing, misbehaving in private, self-indulging, socialising with select friends and confidants would all be possible.

Joe decided that he had far superseded expectations at work and that it was high time he took a gentleman's afternoon.

by GentRA June 26, 2017

cucumber gentleman

When a girl loses her virginity to a cucumber

Emily: so how did you guys first do it? Was the guy hot?

Tori: umm... I lost my virginity with a cucumber.

Emily: he must have been a real "cucumber gentleman"

by Savage Cucumber May 20, 2016

Gentleman jerkoff

When you masturbate with your hand, but leave your pinky open. British tea drinking style.

"Holy shit he's so entitled that he does the gentleman jerkoff to himself"

by Gentleman jerkoff August 8, 2020

Lunch Gentleman

A Lunch Gentleman is a male lunch lady. Since males aren't ladies of course, they are considered Lunch Gentlemen. They do most of the same things lunch ladies do, and normally get jobs in schools that provide lunch.

"Hey, you know that lunch lady over there? He serves horrible food."
"AHEM, IT'S LUNCH GENTLEMAN TO YOU MISTER."

by OiSlumai October 21, 2020

Gentleman's Paste

Cum.

"Here comes my Gentleman's Paste. all over yer face."

by _TryCatch May 11, 2016

Gentleman’s welcome

First wank of the morning.

First early morning masturbation session

He woke early and decided to give himself a gentleman’s welcome.

by BombTBomb April 23, 2021