door monkey

A hotel bellboy, ideally one wearing a wack uniform with a stupid-looking organ-grinder cap. No racial connotation, he (usually) can be any race.

The door monkey at the Hyatt rushed me but I blew past him cause I wanted to get straight to my room and take a dump.

by Floyd Sig September 15, 2007

Door 5

A euphemism for an extremely hot, or well endowed (large breasted) female who has honored a warehouse or warehouse like business with her presence. Door 5 is merely a cover so one can announce it freely to other workers without being suspicious.

Female enters
Intercom: Uhh Carl there is a Door 5, front desk

by Corey Thomas Laurin March 18, 2008

Tipsy door

The tipsy door is the point when enough alcohol has been consumed that secrets, or a side of a person's personality, are revealed... this can be anything from sexual promiscuity to that drunk who always cries at parties about his/her latest drama.

"There's some worrying shit behind my tipsy door - don't let me drink too much tonight."

by thinks April 6, 2013

poster-door

You put a poster on the door and lick it in a sexual way.

I poster-doored that poster I got yesterday.

by sneakers March 31, 2014

copper door

A copper door is when you take your dick out of a girls ass and hit her in the forehead with it. You can also yell out "knock, knock bitch" when you do it.

I yelled out knock, knock bitch as I gave my girl a copper door.

by Ddac January 18, 2016

Sure as a door

Being sure as a door is being so sure about something that you will not agree with anything else on that subject

Person 1: Are you sure that you will win the race
Person 2: I’m as sure as a door

by Dodo Chamber November 9, 2018

Door Coon

A Bouncer of African origins.

You see that damn door coon? He ain't lettin' none of the good ole white boys in!

by Beaux Hoit November 9, 2018