drunk connected

1. When two people are having sex and at least one of them is drunk and they have an instant connection.

2. While under the influence of alcohol, having fake heart string for a one night stand.

My roommate was drunk connected with the random dude she met downstairs.

by 1234567890-098765434567890--09 January 20, 2017

freshmen connection

a group of individuals whom are determined by society as less intelligent or mentally disabled; in the manner of those with academic issues.

Dude, imagine being a part of freshmen connection; you must really love to suck cock.

by reservedcranberry July 29, 2023

The Desi connection theory

The theory that every Desi within an state will somehow be connected through one person or another

“Bro, how do you know every Desi kid from my first grade class, I lived 3 cities over”

“It’s the Desi connection theory”

by YumiYumiNoMi January 10, 2023

Connect for

Connect for It's where when two guys are fucking and there balls slap together therefore connect for

Me and a dude was in jail so we decided to play connect for

by Big balls fuck you May 17, 2022

cocaine connect

Someone you know a bit, it’s not your friend or your pal but you can have a small talk with. That person know where to find good cocaine, so you keep them in you phone book

Girl : Do you have cocaine ?
Girl 2 : No, Sorry only weed...
Girl : Can you text, the dude who super into you ? What is name ? Steve ?
Girl 2 : Oh Steve ? Lol he is just my cocaine connect

by jeantuke March 31, 2021

never connected's

A classification of people, approx 5 million American households, generally below age 35 and childless, that view all TV and entertainment through the Internet (hulu, netflix, amazon ect) forgoing Cable TV service.

I can't bring my kids over to their house anymore. Those never connected's don't have cable tv to mindlessly sedate my children while we get drunk.

I love being never connected's, we have a cheap internet bill and watch whatever we want with no commercials!

by Slobadon January 15, 2014

Cosmic Connection

We all used to have a cosmic connection.

Whether we understood the movement of the sun, cosmic events, or the changing night sky or not, we had a cosmic connection.

Around 13,000 years ago, after a number of impact events, the sky turned black, the sun, the moon and the stars disappeared from the sky. Our cosmic connection was lost. When the dust settled, and left a black mat soil layer now deep in the ground, the cosmic connection was regained and these events were later recorded on pillar 43 at Göbekli Tepe.

Our ancestors celebrated the winter solstice – the symbolic death and rebirth of the sun. We built monuments perfectly aligned to welcome the winter solstice sunrise (Brú na Bóinne) and sunset (Stonehenge). Our ancestors celebrated their cosmic connection.

Unfortunately, most people have lost their cosmic connection replaced by creative divergence. Creative divergence is a symptom of mind control and insectualization.

Rather than celebrate the winter solstice, we celebrate with an overweight alcoholic bearded man in a red costume who comes down a non-existent chimney with imaginary reindeer and elves who is the frontman of an exercise in mind control to make us spend money on throw away plastic things made by people on slave wages, paid for on credit with money we don’t have, to put us in debt to banks who own everything and control us in every way conceivable. This is an example of creative divergence.

Any sign of cosmic connection has been entirely lost again.

by Option 22 December 6, 2019