Metric Fuck ton

A Metric Fuck ton is at least 600-900 of anything. While a Shitload is only 400-500 of anything.

I got a metric fuck ton of sandwiches.
How much fucking bread do you have Gabe?

by Duckenheim April 6, 2020

Ton

Exact meaning of not, but spelt backwards

This pen is ton even mine
This pen is not even mine

by $@//? October 20, 2018

shot ton

When auto correct screws you and Melodie is trying to poke fun.

It rained a shot ton.

Melodie says “ I hate when it rains a shot ton” as she mocks my auto correct.

Thanks Apple

by Realness838384&484 March 24, 2022

Shit-ton

Not quite as much as a Fuk-ton, but way more than a Shit-load , making it mean a whole hell of a lot.

"Let's go out!"
"Can't, I've got a shit-ton of homework to do by tomorrow...."

by Goddesshottness August 25, 2016

MC ton

A nice company made by amogus

I work at MC ton

by Sisiejis October 21, 2022

Tonatively

The gesture or uneasy look you give to someone that might as well have spit in your face and took your lunch money!

This is easily the best show ever! Tara Reids expression was priceless, intriguing, and tonatively outstanding when she took down that bitch that called her the c word with only words!

by SpellingVee June 15, 2022

Mosquito Ton (Mst)

1Mst = .08063g

The Mosquito Ton(Mst) = Avg. Human weight 155lbs(7.03x10^4g) is to a "short ton" 2000lbs(9.07x10^5g) as to the Avg. Mosquito weight (.00625g) is to a Mosquito Ton (.08063g)

In short, a Mosquito Ton(Mst) is to an average mosquito as a "short-ton" is to the average human.

This system works exactly as the metric system does, for example there are miliMosquito Tons (1.00x10^-3) so on and so forth. This will bring great new leaps in science for the simple fact that Mosquito tons(Mst) are cooler than grams.

Examples of the Application of Mosquito Ton (Mst)

The weighted average of a mole(mol) of lead(Pb) is 207.2g OR 16.7Mst

The weighted average of a mol(mol of Sodium(Na) is 22.99g OR 1.85Mst

by guy who invented Mosquito ton May 28, 2011