stroke the dragon

Masterbate extremely hard until it rips the skin

Man I stroked the dragon so hard last night and I hurts bad. Stroke the dragon

by Jaxsmaxass February 8, 2017

Stroking the Fox

When you strike out with potential mates and the only way to feel happy that night is to go home and stroke the fox.

“How did Nate’s date go?”
Horrible he knew from the get go that tonight he was stroking the fox”

by Hyperder June 13, 2018

Cuddle Stroke

non-sexual affection given in consolation

she Cuddle Stroked my neck in a loving bear hug

by neigh recoil November 18, 2012

Stroke Typing

When you type a message so badly you could potentially be having a stroke.

"ac tua lkgaME POINTS"

"Man you really do be stroke typing today"

by escington January 13, 2023

mini stroke

Mini stroke is when someone with little tiny hands strokes a little tiny penis.

The president conducted a mini stroke before his meeting with Putin

by dogsrock September 1, 2020

Strokes Syndrome

When a bands debut album is a hit, and any subsequent album is shit in relation to it. New albums released by bands suffering from Strokes Syndrome do not themselves necessarily have to be shit ... but chances are that they are.

Etymology: the phrase Strokes Syndrome comes from the band The Strokes, whose debut album Is This It was an undisputed masterpiece. As such, all their later albums, although average to good, had the appearance of being disappointing.

I was able to diagnose Alt J with Strokes Syndrome just minutes into the first track of their new album. It was a bloodflood.

by Bird345 September 16, 2014

Baby Stroke

When a girl is having sex with a dude and he has no idea what he is doing, his strokes are inconsistent and he is usually yelling weird ass shit because he is enjoying it, not you

"Oh Brittney, take this nice and hard, yeah yeah"

"You have such a baby stroke, I don't think I had an orgasm once"

by YourMansFavoriteForeign July 11, 2016