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spit chain

Your degrees of kissing separation, i.e. you made out with someone who made out with someone who made out with someone, etc.
Just found out I'm in the spit chain with Kevin Bacon, which also makes me in the chain with Elon Musk.
by terriblebad March 14, 2022
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Spitting Cloud

When a man or woman stands on a balcony and ejaculates over the edge onto an unsuspecting pedestrian walking underneath. The victim usually thinks it's starting to rain or a bird shat on them.
Michael was horny as fuck, so he did a spitting cloud on Jordan as she walked past his apartment complex.

Jordan: "Wo I think a bird shat on me!"
Wendy: "haha Looks like you copped a spitting cloud...wait...yep tastes like semen!"
Jordan: "god damn it, bet it was my brother Michael again".
by Stella Bronx September 30, 2014
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Courtesy to Spit

When a woman doesn’t have the audacity to spit and not give a dry hand job.
Gavin Dobson got a dry hand job and it sucked because she didn’t even have the courtesy to spit on it.
by Penisstiffyuh February 11, 2019
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Stripper Spit

Grand Daddy Purps and Girl Scout cookie got it on to bring you this type of hybrid cannabis
I cannot wait to go smoke some Stripper Spit, this strain of pot is incredible.
by mainbsq May 29, 2018
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Spit Dred

The bunch of pubic hair that can develop above or near a woman's clitoris during cunnilingus, as the tongue gradually pushes obstructing pubes out of the way. Often as a result of tight circular patterns around the clitoris depending on the growth and thickness of said hair.
"You know how sometimes the hair can bunch up bit during cunnilingus? I call it the Spit Dred."
mugGet the Spit Dredmug.

spit swapping

My gf and I did some serious spit swapping in the bleachers yesterday.
by Mcirowave4097 April 27, 2016
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get the spit

I get the spit on the daily from that girl across the street.

I got the spit twice last week and it was glorious.
by natkingcole August 14, 2010
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