Swedish Firecracker

When a man sucks his own dick and his partner dances on his butt. Requires extreme flexibility and is quite painful for the reciever's tailbone or lower spine.

Last night Karen gave me a swedish firecracker,it hurt like hell and now I can't sit down.

by Danieltoshhasaids December 29, 2010

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swedish meatballs

The aftermath of a vasectomy

Cor I've got the main swedish meatballs after that vasectomy

by #angrygrowler May 13, 2014

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when you're putting your pecker to good use, and with a split second reaction, you pull out, and throw your swedish meatBALLZ in her grill. once there, set up shop and let the cum slide down her nose and into her mouth like its 10,000 B.C. all over again

guy 1: dude, this bish was sexy

guy 2: yeah, i had her one time, i was feelin outlandish so i gave her a Swedish Glacier.

Guy 1: damn, props for that one, was it slow like a window pickle race

Guy 2: dude, its a god damn glacier for a reason, you tell me

by Pastor Sergio August 31, 2012

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swedish taco

A word that sounds kinda sexual but it actually has absolutely nothing to do with sex.

"Guys does Swedish Taco sound like something sexual or is it just me"
"no you fucking idiot it has nothing to do with sex you retard"

by WaifuChan February 25, 2018

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Swedish Ropes

Another term for a large quantity of ejaculation. Usually occurs when a male has gone quite some time without pleasure. Also very common with males who have large testicles. Supposed to give a visual of the semen tumbling in a violent spinning motion through the air.

"Bro, I was banging this girl last weekend and shot like 9 Swedish Ropes on her back."

by Dr. Weird PhD September 8, 2014

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