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Roof Envy

The feeling a property owner gets when he watches a roof being installed across the street by a superior contractor, especially after they just got their deductible covered by some "bob the roofer" pop-up roofing company.
Jim Tells his wife while looking out the window,

"Dammit Rose, maybe we shouldn't have gotten our deductible covered by that OTHER roofing company. ROOFMARK is doing something special across the street. It's giving me Roof Envy!"

Rose, "I told ya, that I liked that TC character. "
by betterdick January 14, 2019
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raise the roof

impact when someone with a large penis is present
when prof came in to the office he raise the roof
by aznbob December 10, 2023
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New Roof

A "new roof" is a local Northern Irish term used by males to describe their new haircut, their roof being their head.
Conor: "Hey lads, look at my new roof!"
Tom: "Did you really just say "new roof" ? That's embarrassing
by soulwax May 22, 2014
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jutting palm-roof

Under the shade of a palm roof.
Hey Lay on a mat outside his hut under the shade of the jutting palm-roof.
by Chiok Chan September 13, 2020
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2 Dales on a roof

A gay ol’ time!
Holy shit! Looks like 2 Dales on a roof. They sure are having a gay ol’ time!

See also Blake and Tyler.
by Codybay1 December 16, 2021
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roof fishing

Tieing a gummy worm to a long peice of string rope and fishing off of a roof next to a swimming pool; hopefully someone will grab the worm eventually.
I went roof fishing with Johnny Knoxville last summer. Best day ever.
by SlayerRocker82 August 26, 2016
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On-the-roof girl

A girl that thinks very highly of herself, often without basis. A girl with a big ego.
Abby: "Why does Maddie act like she's so much better than us?"
Leslie: "I know, she's such an on-the-roof girl."
by Frdy145 November 20, 2023
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