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Plank

Describing a very erect penis.
"Baby, your thingy was like a plank last night- straight and smooth and hard as wood"
by Csj420 November 15, 2020
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biting the plank

When a girl with braces gives you a blowjob and accidentally/purposely cuts your dick.
AHHHH!!!!! MY DICK iS CUT!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!You were biting the plank!!!!
by jockthecock November 16, 2010
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Walk the Plank

To commit suicide, as in the case of a pirate choosing to eject themself from a ship
Jake: Just found out the girl I love is a lesbian. I might just walk the plank
Luke: My soulmate is only 12 years old... maybe I should join you
by anonymous August 3, 2023
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Planking

I'm Planking allday!
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carton of plank

Where can I hide this carton of plank
by Sanee April 2, 2017
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Happy plank day

"Happy plank day" is every day. It doesnt really mean anything.
by ilikeoneshot October 9, 2023
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oak planks

minecraft block named "Oak Planks", used for building.
I am making my house out of oak planks
by tiendaXD May 12, 2025
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