phantom piss

getting so drunk you take out your agressions on someone by laying stomach down on their bed and pissing only to leave before they get back.

After what Dan had pulled earlier that day Brian's only option was to phantom piss all over Dan's bed.

by B. Smith October 15, 2006

phantom notification

When a popular social media app clearly indicates that you have an unread notification, only to reveal there are no new notifications. The only people affected by this are people that never get mentions or RTs, because important people always have hundreds of unread messages at any given time. The Phantom message is a technique the service uses to make you feel popular, even though nobody reads your lame-ass tweets.

Tim: My twizzler is blowing up. Never mind, just another phantom notification.

by bkn June 13, 2014

Phantom Exit

When one leaves a party/gathering/event without saying their goodbyes to any of their friends, whereby relieving themselves from the exhausting and time consuming "goodbye" rituals.

You: Where did Mimi and Roger go?

Friend: Damn them! They made a phantom exit...again!

by Rodneywayne July 30, 2011

phantom lover

Imaginary lover of the mind he/she doesn't exist.

"Hey why is that patient here in the asylum" he asked "She said her boyfriend killed a man but she's lived alone she must have made a phantom lover."

by Bryony Cree July 9, 2014

phantom keyboard

whenever you sit at the computer and you know the keyboard is gone, yet you still reach for it.

my mom hid the keyboard from me and all day i had phantom keyboard

by kitty-ana September 26, 2007

The Phantom Admin

A paranormal phenomena who haunts the ranks of the internet. His identity and orgin remain unsolved. He is feared by all and has the entire population of the world scared when he uses his catch phrase (see boo)

I am afraid of The Phantom Admin, I hope he doesn't spook my rating.

by anonymous contributor April 13, 2005

phantom planet

A quality band with two good cds. They are not "The band that plays the OC theme song".

"I'm going to see Phantom Planet."
"You mean the band that played Big Brat?"
"Yeah"

by The OC is gay April 19, 2005