A fast moo

Having sex in the doggystyle position, whilst proceeding too pour milk all over her back. It’s common for both partners to moo in harmony whilst doing this.

“Darling it’s already 9, hurry up or we shan’t have time for a fast moo”

by theonlyseminig December 17, 2018

Moo laid

When you milk a cow but you get kool-aid and you say “Oh Yeah”.

I just ko-aid a cow moo laid

by Statbisbestpony June 24, 2018

Moo Shoes

A pick up line that crosses boundaries.

Nice Moo Shoes, wanna go for a walk?

by Vin Nguyen February 28, 2018

Tru-Moo

Liquid poo; Diarrhea.

The toilet got covered in Tru-Moo!

by DabbingIsSo2015 May 31, 2020

Dicky Moo

A guy who attempts to suck his own dick self-felatio

Robert is such a dicky moo, he keeps trying to blow himself.

by Robinka November 16, 2019

Stinky Moo

A very stinky person

*Person farts* wow you're such a stinky moo

by Sh!t stain April 14, 2021

Ass-mooing

ogling a womans ass, ogling a womans bottom

Either:

a) Admiring a hot ladies bottom from afar (to Ass-moo) with obligatory 'mmmm' noises.

b) A group of men admiring the same hot ladies bottom and subsequently following her like a kine of cows, occasionally making subconscious grunts. (Ass-mooing)

Check him out ass-mooing that girl over there

Dude, we were totally ass-mooing that girl just then

One sec, just in the middle of an ass-moo, right she's gone now, what were you saying

Here comes some hotties, get ready to ass-moo man..

by Chreg Hurlye December 12, 2014