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matrix

A place or state of being where one is pursued relentlessly by men with large handguns who have the utmost intentions of using them. Even if it means hurdling over skyscrapers.
I can't believe we got away from the ATF last night, we was duckin' them agents like we was trapped in da matrix!
by that outside dick May 26, 2006
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matrix

slang name for police like busys pigs 5-0 ect...
everywhere you go you gotta dodge the matrix
by iiJordyy November 11, 2013
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pronoun matrix simulator

Pronoun Matrix Simulator; The act of

Changing one’s own pronouns regardless of one’s own actual gender.

Then Simulating this narrative upon the people that so happens to living in a reality based world. But can switch back pronouns when the narrative changes and won’t work for them till later.
/////// WARNING \\\\\\\\ Pronoun Matrix Simulator will get you KILLED or may sustain bodily harm!!
If real pronouns are not identified before or during the acts of sexual intercourse.
by DrFuck March 9, 2024
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Matrix

A very bad, stupid and shitty guild on hypixel.
-Matrix members are gexp slaves and depressed.
-Matrix members like to think that they're the best when in fact, they're not.
by eeeaaaaasspppooorrtttss69 October 10, 2021
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The Matrix Resurrections

Ok, have I defended this yet? I don't think I've defend this yet so here:
Hym "The Matrix Resurrections isn't as bad as people say it is. Neil Patrick Harris' monologue was chilling. Trinity getting some of Neo's powers totally made sense because after she dies what do you think they would have to use to reconstruction her? NEO! That's why half of his powers got transferred to Trinity! What would they rebuild her with OTHER THAN the only other organic material around!? That's why they get stronger when theyvare closer together! They are two halves of 'The One' powers. Robot social hierarchy leaves the door open for more movies. There was nothing overtly wrong with that movie. You motherfuckers don't know how to enjoy things."
by Hym Iam August 6, 2023
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The Matrix Rule

When a movie has sequels it is almost always a fact that the first one is good and the rest are absolute shite. Called "The Matrix Rule" because it was one of the first examples of this.
"The second matrix is the best"

*is promptly executed*

"The Matrix Rule"
by Fuck you Coen2 November 12, 2021
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Matrix Head

A person who has never had a spiritual awakening and does not believe in any conspiracy theories.
He is such a matrix head that he believes the moon landing was real.
by Amy Lane 2 April 1, 2025
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