Fucked up the ass without lube

Used to define something that’s unpleasant

Person A: “Wow, I just got yelled at for something I didn’t do.”

Person B: “That’s like getting fucked up the ass without lube.”

by Dinneryum March 1, 2023

Lube My Hands and Call Me Charlie

A traditional saying in the English language that is usually intended to portray shock or pleasant surprise.

"Well, lube my hands and call me Charlie! I didn't know you were planning a party for me!"

by Michael Fucking Bridges August 25, 2021

lube job while you wait

The act of having sex with a jar or bottle of lube while pornographic images, videos, or other are loading on the computer. Usually found in suburban households where punk kids struggle with there attempt rebel against bush despite there demographic location in Canada.

Son: "One of my BMW's broke down so I am relieving my hardships through lusting over another man while shamefully spilling my seed."

Parent: "Ok, our internet is slow today, so you should get a lube job while you wait."

by Dr. Kickass May 19, 2006

recto warping butt munching anal lube

Something i made up

Your such a recto warping butt munching anal lube

by Chris Porter October 22, 2003

lube face

When a lubed condom pops and hits your face.

We where in the bathroom and the condom popped, I got complete lube face.

by shackRam829 October 14, 2016

Lube

A boy who cannot handle their alcohol and who likely vomits after a few drinks.

Man Craig was being such a lube at that party last night

by Wizzy dizzy October 19, 2019

lube your thighs

Strap-on-dildo

lube your thighs
That man had a thigh harness attached to the the dildo.

by freakshow21 March 30, 2011