mom itch

A Pacific Northwest origin, this term describes middle age ladies who have been so antisocial that they have developed a rash over their back and buttox.

At first I thought she had herpes, but it was all over. So it must have been the mom itch

by Rowtide May 20, 2019

itches

like "bitches."

but bitchier.

itches, man. fuckin' itches.

by itchesgetstitches September 8, 2022

Grok Itch

An insatiable desire to understand obscure protocols

"You sleep okay last night?" - Jared
"No. I was reading Wikipedia and I caught a horrible case of grok itch!" - Victor

by jaredatron March 7, 2023

gay itch

It's when you are not sure you are gay, though you still feel like being fucked in your ass

1. Oh my, I have such a gay itch
2. This dude is a well known gay itcher

by Lariska666 March 28, 2018

itch

used to describe Nicotine bases vapes like escobars and puffbars
originates from the texas matagorda county area

Those nic fiends were over there hittin the itch i guess they were itchin

by DirtyPBastard361 July 23, 2022

repost if balls itch

best video ever

repost if balls itch is best video

by dreams real boyfriend October 15, 2023

Seven mile itch

Itchy anus which occurs when you’re at least seven miles walk away from a toilet. Usually due to being one wipe short of a clean bum.

I had dump just before the half marathon started. The bog roll was like tracing paper! I got halfway round and got the seven mile itch! I spent the last 6 miles scratching my ring piece and the next 6 hours with my Harris in a bowl of warm water!

by Nuphagus March 14, 2020