internets

The term "internets" was used by George W. Bush to correctly refer to the two existing internets: internet and internet2. Internet2 is used by educational institutions for high-bandwith data transfers where as the first internet -- the one usually used by the average person -- is best-known for its hypertext protocol.
Ignorant media made fun of Bush for using the plural of internet not realizing that the joke was on them. They should have done more research by visiting www.internet2.org

I hear there's rumors on the internets...

--George W. Bush referring to the two actually existing internets

by natrium November 8, 2004

Interneting

To 'internet' or the act of browsing the internet, normally for porn.

See http://internet.urbanup.com/48113

Dave comes home from a hard day at the coal mine and boots up the laptop to do some interneting before his wife comes home!

by Thief Of Navarre March 16, 2009

internets

The word internets is plural for internet. See my entry for internet.

Person 1: Look at these people E-fighting on the BBS.
Person 2: Fucking internets.

by IbeSonance May 2, 2006

Internet

Porn.

"internet"After staying up all night having way to much coffee and hanging with your peeps the best way to laugh scream and lose sleep for the rest of your life.

by PedojammijFish November 11, 2009

Internet

Woow. You couldn't be dumber if you're literally looking up the definition of the internet.

Person 1: Hey Chad, what's "The Internet?"
Person 2: Hey. Hand me that knife over there. I think it's time to just end this thing we all call "life" for me.

by latrelljennings July 7, 2017

internet

Internet. Where do i start? Internet is this thing you're using right now. and you use it to watch freakin' memes and shit.
also watching some other things.

Person: wow i cant believe theres internet! ill use it for the first time
*Person sees porn*
Person: NEVERMIND BYE

by ExactoNaomiZaraGunnerGoYEET September 13, 2018

Internet

The Internet is a great huge world of pornography, cats, trolls and of course, child abuse.

I didnt go on the internet today because I wasn't bored and I love my life

by IamSpiderMan March 5, 2013