A Crook is an infidel who spends the majority of his allowance on shitty shoes and ket.
Typically, a Crook will be birthed by the infamous Pete Crook and the smoking hot Lisa Crook and will eventually be raised into an absolute bastard.
Crook’s (the plural of Crook) tend to also be extremely misogynistic and racist towards their friends/co-workers
Typically, a Crook will be birthed by the infamous Pete Crook and the smoking hot Lisa Crook and will eventually be raised into an absolute bastard.
Crook’s (the plural of Crook) tend to also be extremely misogynistic and racist towards their friends/co-workers
Person 1: “You’re the worst person I’ve ever met.”
Person 2: “Oh yeah? Well you’re a Crook!”
Person 1: “...fuck, you’ve got me there.”
Person 2: “Oh yeah? Well you’re a Crook!”
Person 1: “...fuck, you’ve got me there.”
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Guy 1 : have you seen Super Crooks
Guy 2 : No, I actually haven't
Guy 1 : you should totally it's an amazing anime that subverts your expectation with the first & second episode & it feels grounded and doesn't hold your hand and they act like adults
Guy 2 : No, I actually haven't
Guy 1 : you should totally it's an amazing anime that subverts your expectation with the first & second episode & it feels grounded and doesn't hold your hand and they act like adults
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