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Water Balloon

Trumps everything thrown in Paper, Rock, Scissors, and therefore, life. Seen on the TV show "Friends".
Phoebe: Scissors beats Paper.
Joey: Fire burns paper.
Phoebe: Water balloon.
by RansomedStallion March 9, 2015
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Balloon Factor

When a company expands quicker than the directors or shareholders can keep up with employees, eventually it explodes like a balloon.
Chris and Pete promised consumer's their investments would be delivered in a set time frame. When that failed, Chris and Pete promised new and better products which sucked further outside investors in. Eventually unable to deliver any products, the company folded....that is the "balloon factor"
by Winfield83 January 3, 2019
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Balloon Hippie

You were walking with your friends the other day and see a balloon with, religious writing on it floating In the stream. you walk up stream a bit and see a hippie with balloons and a sharpie.as your walking past He heard you swear and said “God wouldn’t want you to swear”, so you reply by saying “do you think god what want you polluting his waters with balloons”.
Look at that guy Writing happy notes on people’s lockers. What a Balloon Hippie ”
by Super accurate description October 9, 2020
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frosty balloons

An STD, transmitted in gay sex, in which the male inhibitor's testicles will turn blue and will become deceptible to frost bite, and even will grow tiny icicles, which in term will result in lots of pain.
Man 1: Shit dude, I think I got frosty balloons.
Man 2: You should go to a doctor before it gets worse....
Man1: Yeah, I should.
by ThePubicHairManic July 3, 2016
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A spaghetti balloon

The act of shoving spaghetti noodles in the hood of a uncircumcised man's fore skin, squeezing his penis making the noodles crush Then blowing into the hood making it expand then popping it
"Dude, circumcisions are too expensive, why not a spaghetti balloon?"
by G. O April 21, 2016
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coated balloon

You jizz on someones scrotum and then they put it in your mouth.
Last night at the sleepover he tea bagged me with a coated balloon. tea bag
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Balloon-gate

A scandal w national security implications
Balloon-gate is coming soon.
by Crazy Bernie February 6, 2023
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