Stepping into an elevator at the parking garage where you last left your car, only to realize you have no idea what floor you left your car on, typically after a long shift at work when all you want to do is be at home.
Akeem: Dam, work was hell today, I can wait to get home, what floor you on?
Semmi: Four, no wait, six, aww shit, looks like I’m playing Parking Lot Roulette
Semmi: Four, no wait, six, aww shit, looks like I’m playing Parking Lot Roulette
by menelaos June 18, 2009
by Hawk moth April 06, 2021
A title given to individuals to exemplify their chaunciness and is bestowed upon them before becoming a Chauncellor or a true Chauncemaster General.
"Hi, is Scott there".
"Oh, you mean: 'Sir Chaunce-a-lot'. No he's not. He's too busy trying to become a Chauncellor.
"Oh, you mean: 'Sir Chaunce-a-lot'. No he's not. He's too busy trying to become a Chauncellor.
by ChaunceMaster November 29, 2009
A phrase to describe two things:
#1: Describing a quantity of objects that are not useful to your particular needs or situation
#2: An eccentric way to say that there is nothing
#1: Describing a quantity of objects that are not useful to your particular needs or situation
#2: An eccentric way to say that there is nothing
"Did you check that room?" - Detective 1
"yep" - detective 2
"well did you find anything?"
"Nope, just a whole lot of nothing!"
"yep" - detective 2
"well did you find anything?"
"Nope, just a whole lot of nothing!"
by Plus-Size albert48 April 04, 2021
A sexy Mistress whom arises from Sewer drains and seduces men and coaxes them with their beauty charm and promised sexual advances in various parking lots where men are vulnerable and alone.
by jm31209 May 12, 2010
by Alomar January 26, 2005
Someone who cruises continuously around a parking lot till a space close to the front door becomes available.
You've been circling for 20 minutes. Just park the car so we can go in. You're turning into a Parking Lot Stalker for christsakes
by Joey Shabadoo September 22, 2006