Penis licking monkey testical log rolling uncle

a man? with a penicl that can be used to write on paper or other white objects not black ones unless its a super duper gangster white penicl that write on black things like sreggin

i have a pencil man its so awsum i can write with it its like the shit homie

by b-rent December 19, 2004

texticals

The suggested size of someone's penis, usually mentioned in IMs.

"lol, he's such a dork, but he's got huge texticals"

by t0xxic September 18, 2007

testicle

A funny question during an exam

man, question 4 was a testicle, i laughed my arse off at it

by $kud August 22, 2003

testicle tonic taster

A person who enjoys the taste, texture and odor of the fruit of the male genetalia.
*see also knobgobbler

People think Timmy and Bobby are fags because they're testicle tonic tasters. But the real reason they're fags is because they had their rims rocked by their Daddy.

by Fred Norris March 12, 2003

Testicle Tostadas

This is a term used for when your balls have been baking in the sun all day and all they need now is a little carne asada sauce and your done!

Shit! I need to get the hell off this Nude beach because it looks like my testicle tostadas are done and its time to have a Mexican fiesta.

by Apollo Jackson August 4, 2009

Indian Testicle Hat

A celebratory headpiece worn upon the sacrifice of a baby.
Commonly referred to as the ITH

Indian 1 "I went to a celebratory sacrifice today and was sure to wear my Indian Testicle Hat!"
Indian 2 "Good stuff"

by mohammedjihade January 15, 2010

Crack-tastical

When a fan fiction is intentionaly written to be crazy, short and contain a lot of spelling mistakes, grammar mistakes and cliches, it is considered to be cracktastical. Something that is cracktastical is often enjoyable to read and is considered to have its own form of brilliance.

OMG, did you read that fic Victoria wrote? It was so crack-tastical! It was brilliant!

by KayCha March 9, 2011