te amor

Is the best human you ever will meet. She is gorgeous. Slaying the day. Get styled. So funny. Get smile. And is always there for you.

Te Amor is my bestie

by Te Amor T November 10, 2018

<.7.9.7.6.>Quiero Que Tu Te Mate<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.7.6.>Quiero Que Tu Te Mate<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.7.6.>Quiero Que Tu Te Mate<.7.9.7.6>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

<.8.7.0.>No Te Precupes<.7.9.7.6.>

<.8.7.0.>No Te Precupes<.7.9.7.6.>

<.8.7.0.>No Te Precupes<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025

Te jumelan los tachines

Andalusian slang for "te huelen los pies". In English: "Your Feet Stink"

¡Niño joder, no te quites las zapatillas en el salón!. ¡Te jumelan los tachines!
Fuck Boy, don't take off your sneakers in the living room! Your feet stink!

by Paco Paco September 23, 2022

Te gusta el jazz

A Spanish translation of the famous line in the Bee Movie: "Ya like jazz?"
Often used by masters of the Spanish language.
Can convince anyone in to following you or destroy them by the power of memular radiation

Person 1: Te gusta el jazz?
Person 2: *Dies from overexposure to memular gravity*

by Memes, Weapons December 4, 2019

te velde

a te velde is someone you don’t want to mess with. he’s 7 feet tall, has curly gray hair, extremely bushy eyebrows, and will probably rape you. he’s so creepy he got his dress codes taken away from him and got a teacher suspension bc he stares at girls. STAY AWAY FROM TE VELD!

bro that’s mr. te velde is such a te velde stay away from him.

by my dick is red November 11, 2019

<.7.9.7.6.>La Abuela Cubana De Angel Jose RObles Te Vas A Mete La Mano Y Señarte Algo<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>La Abuela Cubana De Angel Jose RObles Te Vas A Mete La Mano Y Señarte Algo<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>La Abuela Cubana De Angel Jose RObles Te Vas A Mete La Mano Y Señarte Algo<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025