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Shit tasking

You know those shitty tasks at work that no one likes to do? Those tasks that the new guy always gets? Well if you're new at your job, you'll most likely be shit tasking for the first week at least.
Dad: Hey kimmy, how was your first day at work?
Kimmy: It was splendid! NAH, JUST KIDDING. I've been shit tasking all day long

Dad: Just shut the f*ck up Kimmy and do your job
by A Turd in a Punchbowl May 25, 2018
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dirty tashinga

He gets lot of hot bitches on his bed.
by Look at the moment April 21, 2020
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test testing

by ВИННИ November 16, 2020
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Scarf testing

A useless money consuming event that my current cumdumpster has scheduled to kill me faster
This weekend i have to go scarf testing with with gf instead of doing cocaine with the boyz.
by TLD69 March 22, 2022
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Cuck Testing

When a girl is trying to determine what she can get away with in front of her boyfriend by gradually increasing her sexual nature with another guy in front of him.
Dave didn't think much about his girlfriend's playful banter with the waiter, but when she started to make out with him, he knew he knew she was cuck testing him.
by Orangexylem11 April 14, 2023
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French Toasting

French Toasting: A sexual act when a man ejaculates on their partner's stomach, and immediately flips over the partner and proceeds to fill there anal cavity with a "french toast mixture" It is customary to chug the mixture resembling the last piece of bread soaking up in the bowl
Last night the wife and I were able to try out French Toasting.
by TreeCop March 28, 2024
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Authenticity Testing

Implying that someone's position on an issue or activism and volunteering is not because of a genuine held belief or passion around the issue but because they want something else like coochie or validation. People who authenticity test are usually just bad people and accuse others of being fake because they have a hard time living their values without external incentive, so they assume that others are the same way.

This can also take the form of someone saying: you're not gay enough or you're not black enough to have a certain opinion.
Guy 1: You care about period pad scarcity as a man, you're such a male pick me.

Guy 2: I used to live in a third world country - I know people that have died due to lack of menstrual care.

Guy 1: Yeah I bet that line goes hard with women.

Guy 2: You know just because you're a cynical ass that would only care about issues outside of yourself for validation doesn't mean that others are the same way. Your authenticity testing is really fucked and shows that you lack the ability to show anyone love and care if it doesn't lead you to some clout or coochie.
by Freud's Evil Cousin June 8, 2024
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