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Trump

A strange entity that can change forms, but most probably it looks like a sweaty orange or a shrimp dipped in hot cheeto dust or just an asshole with a mouth. He is worshipped by karens and idiots and people who like orange juice more than apple juice. He also has small hands and THAT is UNACCEPTABLE.
LOOK! IT'S TRUMP!

what shape is it in right now?!
uH... LIKE AN ASSHOLE WITH A MOUTH!
RUN!!!
by cardboardunderwear November 26, 2020
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Trump

1. A person who overstays their welcome and irritates people with their refusal to leave.
1. “Man the party was over 3 hours ago and John is still sitting on my couch drinking all my beers! I’ve told him to piss off but he won’t leave! What a fucking Trump!”
by Hollowone November 14, 2020
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Trump

The hottest, most sexy orange you’ll ever see. And he has a shiny blonde mane that is probably crusty and Is probably a great kisser based off how enormous his lips are.
Trump is the worst and greatest president ever
by C4nesss October 21, 2021
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trump

The act of lying to someone to such a degree, that you're insisting that they overrule their eyes, ears, mind, memory, or any other sense they have, in deference to what you're saying.
Mike and Sally were having lunch, and a nice conversation. He suddenly trumped her, when he told her to ignore her eyes and what everyone else told her, and believe that his plain red t-shirt was actually blue, and capable of protecting them both from any disease known to man, as long as she sucked him off - because he told her so.
by aesirfan1963 November 13, 2020
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Trump

Former 45th president of the United States. On November 7th, 74 million Americans voted to fire him and hire someone who actually has experience in the government.
January 20th, 2021
Biden: Trump, you're fired.

Trump: No, I won!
Biden: You lost by 50 electoral votes, AND you lost the popular vote.

Trump: No! I won in a landslide!
Biden: Just get him out of here
*Trump begins to kick and scream
*Kamala Harris begins to laugh
by Anonymousddddbdggh November 10, 2020
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by AssPunisher69 January 31, 2021
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Trump

Person: TRUMP 2020
Any human that has common sense: You want a complete orange ass retard
by roach9 November 14, 2020
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