slut trophy room

A closet filled with slut trophyies.

I was at this girls house last night and she had an entire slut trophy room!

by Deluca76 June 14, 2019

Trophy Polisher

An inferior male who prefers his own company, and engages in self-adoration through copious masturbation.

Don always felt that everyone was inferior to his excellence, and undeserving of his greatness. He was an expert trophy polisher and gave himself lots of praise and encouragement in all of his alone time.

by Alt Hype May 28, 2018

the old trophy

Noun
Your penis
Most commonly used for saying you had to masterbate.

I just had to shine the old trophy...

by <•_•> May 12, 2017

Trophy

Something we get a kid but all want as a man.

Man, fuck that dumbass trophy

by Fuckface32 May 16, 2017

3rd place trophy wife

A woman, who would not necessarily be viewed as beautiful, but because of her husband's ability to secure a younger gal is seen by him as a great catch.

After he divorced his wife of 42 years, old Goldsmith got himself a 3rd Place Trophy Wife.

by Slamb Doctor May 7, 2018

banana trophie

a very large chodethat girs love to eat.

wow that guy has a banana trophie

by richard the bitcherd February 18, 2018

Trophy Tap

The act of having sex with a woman who is, or has the potential to be a trophy wife.

Ex. 1: "That girl is a dime. I'm gon' trophy tap that tonight."

Ex. 2: Can also be referring to one's own woman from a third party's persective. E.g.

Kanye: "Y'all ain't gon' be trophy tappin' mine!"

Meaning: "None of you other people will be having sex with my wife, who is a trophy wife."

by BigFeetsmin February 16, 2017