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Toobuff4this

A powerlifter with a reputation for soliciting innapropriate photos from minors and women of age alike.
Yo. He pulled a Toobuff4this on a girl at our highschool!
by Elizabeth.Gar November 15, 2023
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Toobin'

verb:

The act or practice of masturbating in public view, especially when inadvertent.

adjective:
A descriptor for one who is likely to be caught masturbating in public, or who is known for doing so.

Note: Not to be used as a present participle. "Toobing," therefore, is incorrect. Toobin' is the complete word. One is Toobin', or he (or she!) can be a Toobin', if used as an adjective.

Origins: Used in reference to Jeffrey Toobin, a prominent legal commentator who was caught inadvertently masturbating on a video conference call with his colleagues.
verb: "Ah man, did Marco get caught Toobin' again? That's the fourth time this year!"
adj.: "Do you know Sandy, from accounting? She's a real Toobin', which I find awesome but HR apparently doesn't approve."
by JustToobin'Around May 29, 2024
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Toobalook

A disgusting muck typically containing puke, fairy hair, and unicorn fart, and a hint of vanilla extract. Toobalook is completely edible but it is typically used to make fun of how someone smells.
This guy smells like total Toobalook.
by toeeater27 June 10, 2024
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Toobi

A small white mouse, usually of female sex.
"A small toobi skidded across my bathroom floor"
by Professor. Marie Anette February 20, 2025
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full toobin

Did you see Jeff go full toobin on that zoom call today?
by nope_mcnopeynope October 19, 2020
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full toobin

Masturbating on a video call in full view of coworkers, like Jeffery Toobin does.
Did you see Jeff go full toobin on the zoom call today?
by nope_mcnopeynope October 19, 2020
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The Toobin

When sitting on zoom calls becomes a drag, so you decide to take your dick out have a pull to help take the edge off and pass some time. The Toobin finishes the business and realises he forgot to mute the video, and sees his work colleagues staring in awe - only to leak the episode to the national press.
Hells teeth, did you see the look on Jeffery’s face when he realised we all saw his stand up wank on zoom this afternoon! That’s the best example of The Toobin I’ve ever seen! I heard he’s changing his name to Jeffrey Toobin.
by Fingerpie4all October 20, 2020
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